The Best Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Day
1 Against All Odds
On the bright side, he could be obsessed with worse than Phil Collins!
2 All The Waste
What a waste of energy AND money!
3 So Spicy
Let’s hope the woman didn’t actually confuse the thyme and cumin labels, because it really doesn’t taste the same!
4 Hair In A Bun
In our opinion, this is more of a bun in hair than hair in a bun.
5 Star Wars Fan
We love Chewbacca, but that name might be more appropriate for a dog than a girl.
6 Silent Treatment
This is the best day of this father’s life. He couldn’t have hoped for better!
We wouldn’t want a depresso. We drink coffee to give us energy, not to get depressed!
8 Beautiful Lawn
There is nothing wrong with enjoying your achievement, on the contrary!
9 Refill Ruse
Well… it’s a legitimate question, you have to give it to him.
10 Frozen Hispanic
Here is a man with an excellent sense of humor!
11 Emotional Damage
It’s always a bad idea to start a question with “is it just me…” Take note of that.
12 Dad Stare
Ohhhh, the dad stare. Nobody wants to go through that!
13 100% Funny
2 times 50 equals 100, right? Sounds like a great idea to us!
14 1 Cent Drop
At the price of gas, we take every cent of discount possible!
15 A Cut Above
This woman will be disappointed, later, when she realizes that 80% of men suffer from baldness by the age of 70.
16 Where It Belongs
Oh, Dad. That’s a very disgusting joke!
17 Out Of This World
Indeed, it is a very bad review. Except that this star is very hot!
18 Daughters VS Sons
This image is far too realistic. Double-standard start early!
19 Everything Is Awesome
Wow. This pun is very well done!
20 Dirt Bag
No one wants to know what their vacuum cleaner has collected on them. So scary!
21 Rainbow Bright
The best puns are those using homophones. We love it!
22 Clearly Funny
It might take a while to get that joke in the middle of a conversation.
23 The Office
What could be better than getting paid to watch The Office?
24 Calls For Your Attention
We would be curious to know which song Sam invented about the iPhone…!
25 No Respect
Oh, this one is rough, but still very funny!
26 Post Malone
When you think about it, this new name is very well thought out!
27 Hard Of Hearing
Well, here is the proof that his wife is right!
Good one! It would be nice if simply not printing any more calendars would fix the problem, though.
29 Tweet Tweet
Here’s your chance to win a new follower on Twitter!
We would love very much to hear this conversation.
31 Howling With Laughter
One can well imagine the satisfaction of this man when someone asks him the name of his dogs and he can tell this joke for the umpteenth time.
32 Never Gets Stale
This comparison is unfortunately very accurate.
33 Silly Space Joke
The good news is that for an astronaut, there is never a lack of space!
34 So Intuit
Next time, it would be better to organize a surprise house-cooling party. You know, just be there and chill.
35 Quack Up
It cannot be said enough how important commas are in a sentence.
36 Spark Up Laughter
Well, good for you, man! You can never have enough matches to set something on fire.
37 The Mister
But he will come back more solid than ever, you’ll see!
38 Aching With Laughter
No remedy is more effective than this one. The relief is instantaneous!
With this in mind, swimming with dolphins is literally free. What a bargain!
40 You Won’t Baguette This Joke
We continue to prefer the Paris sites to the parasites.
41 Good Boy
As you can see, fortune tellers are always right. Beware!
42 Nine To Five
With telecommuting, however, all phones are now fully functional. Kind of…
43 Mayonnaise Mayhem
We don’t throw jars of mayonnaise at people! Come on, man! We give them a good shot of Miracle Whip instead!
44 Hit The Nail On The Head
Well, that’s not wrong. It’s even literally very true!
45 A Leg To Stand On
Knowing that flamingos stand on one leg to avoid losing heat, if this man listens to his wife, he’ll be clearly acting a bit cold with her.
46 Don’t Hassle The Hoff
It’s true that by cutting his name in half, he has less to spell!
47 Tearing Up
Oh, we’re all in this together, mate. We sympathize!
48 Jedi Joke
Here is a perfect Star Wars joke as it is rarely made!
49 This Joke Pops Up
Yes, indeed, it must have been quite a shock!