The Best Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Day

1 Against All Odds

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On the bright side, he could be obsessed with worse than Phil Collins!

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2 All The Waste

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Care
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What a waste of energy AND money!

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3 So Spicy

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Let’s hope the woman didn’t actually confuse the thyme and cumin labels, because it really doesn’t taste the same!

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4 Hair In A Bun

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Walls of Wonderland
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In our opinion, this is more of a bun in hair than hair in a bun.

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5 Star Wars Fan

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Dork Side of the Force/ Instagram| @dadsays jokes
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We love Chewbacca, but that name might be more appropriate for a dog than a girl.

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6 Silent Treatment

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FamilyMinded
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This is the best day of this father’s life. He couldn’t have hoped for better!

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7 Depresso

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We wouldn’t want a depresso. We drink coffee to give us energy, not to get depressed!

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8 Beautiful Lawn

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CHEEZburger
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There is nothing wrong with enjoying your achievement, on the contrary!

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9 Refill Ruse

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Well… it’s a legitimate question, you have to give it to him.

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10 Frozen Hispanic

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Bored Panda
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Here is a man with an excellent sense of humor!

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11 Emotional Damage

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It’s always a bad idea to start a question with “is it just me…” Take note of that.

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12 Dad Stare

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Twitter
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Ohhhh, the dad stare. Nobody wants to go through that!

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13 100% Funny

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iStock/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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2 times 50 equals 100, right? Sounds like a great idea to us!

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14 1 Cent Drop

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The Dad Cave Store | Facebook
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At the price of gas, we take every cent of discount possible!

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15 A Cut Above

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This woman will be disappointed, later, when she realizes that 80% of men suffer from baldness by the age of 70.

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16 Where It Belongs

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Bored Panda
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Oh, Dad. That’s a very disgusting joke!

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17 Out Of This World

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Indeed, it is a very bad review. Except that this star is very hot!

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18 Daughters VS Sons

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Let's Eat Cake
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This image is far too realistic. Double-standard start early!

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19 Everything Is Awesome

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Wow. This pun is very well done!

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20 Dirt Bag

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No one wants to know what their vacuum cleaner has collected on them. So scary!

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21 Rainbow Bright

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The best puns are those using homophones. We love it!

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22 Clearly Funny

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It might take a while to get that joke in the middle of a conversation.

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23 The Office

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What could be better than getting paid to watch The Office?

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24 Calls For Your Attention

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JSTOREDaily/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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We would be curious to know which song Sam invented about the iPhone…!

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25 No Respect

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NewYorkuUologySpecialists/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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Oh, this one is rough, but still very funny!

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26 Post Malone

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When you think about it, this new name is very well thought out!

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27 Hard Of Hearing

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Well, here is the proof that his wife is right!

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28 Outdated

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Bergen Community College/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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Good one! It would be nice if simply not printing any more calendars would fix the problem, though.

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29 Tweet Tweet

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Here’s your chance to win a new follower on Twitter!

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30 Zinger

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We would love very much to hear this conversation.

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31 Howling With Laughter

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One can well imagine the satisfaction of this man when someone asks him the name of his dogs and he can tell this joke for the umpteenth time.

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32 Never Gets Stale

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This comparison is unfortunately very accurate.

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33 Silly Space Joke

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Natural News/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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The good news is that for an astronaut, there is never a lack of space!

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34 So Intuit

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Google Sites/[email protected]
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Next time, it would be better to organize a surprise house-cooling party. You know, just be there and chill.

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35 Quack Up

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It cannot be said enough how important commas are in a sentence.

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36 Spark Up Laughter

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Well, good for you, man! You can never have enough matches to set something on fire.

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37 The Mister

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But he will come back more solid than ever, you’ll see!

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38 Aching With Laughter

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No remedy is more effective than this one. The relief is instantaneous!

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39 Fin-tastic

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With this in mind, swimming with dolphins is literally free. What a bargain!

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40 You Won’t Baguette This Joke

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We continue to prefer the Paris sites to the parasites.

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41 Good Boy

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The Puppy Academy/Instagram|@dadsaysjokes
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As you can see, fortune tellers are always right. Beware!

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42 Nine To Five

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With telecommuting, however, all phones are now fully functional. Kind of…

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43 Mayonnaise Mayhem

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We don’t throw jars of mayonnaise at people! Come on, man! We give them a good shot of Miracle Whip instead!

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44 Hit The Nail On The Head

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Well, that’s not wrong. It’s even literally very true!

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45 A Leg To Stand On

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Knowing that flamingos stand on one leg to avoid losing heat, if this man listens to his wife, he’ll be clearly acting a bit cold with her.

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46 Don’t Hassle The Hoff

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It’s true that by cutting his name in half, he has less to spell!

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47 Tearing Up

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Oh, we’re all in this together, mate. We sympathize!

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48 Jedi Joke

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Here is a perfect Star Wars joke as it is rarely made!

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49 This Joke Pops Up

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Yes, indeed, it must have been quite a shock!

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Leigh Hewett

Freelance writer and pop culture junkie, Leigh Hewett loves to keep her finger on the pulse of celebrity news. Her work has been featured on TheTalko, Babygaga, and TheRichest. Her hobbies include keeping up with the Kardashians, eating french fries, and driving her two sons to and from basketball practice, all while blasting 90s hip hop from her minivan.

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