Funny And Weird Things Done By Kids
1 Bread Face
A parent shared this photo on social media and said they nearly jumped out of their skin when they looked in the backseat. It appears that their son reached into the bread bag and made himself a little face mask. This is giving us some serious Silence of the Lambs vibes.
Kids can be so strange and funny when they act on their impulses. Not only that, but his demeanor makes the whole situation even funnier. He was just sitting quietly in the back seat as if he didn’t have a slice of bread for a face.
The next photo on the list looks like the stuff of nightmares! A person posted this pic on social media and wrote: “My little sister has an obsession with cutting the faces off baby dolls/stuffed animals and putting them on other dolls. Help.”
That skinned doll on the left is going to haunt our dreams tonight. Nobody needs to see the face underneath the doll’s face. The one on the right is even worse, as it looks like the skin is melting. We’ll have these images burned on the back of our eyelids while we lay in bed awake.
3 Valley Of The Dolls
A user posted this fascinating series of pics on social media and wrote: “My little sister has an interesting hobby.” That’s putting it lightly. Each photo in this series is more disturbing than the next. Anyone whose seen Toy Story will feel the Sid vibes.
The doll head on the end of the flashlight must look terrifying when lit up in the dark. Not to mention the lizard attached to the Barbie body and the doll face on top of the plastic chicken body. It’s like Dr. Frankenstein’s lab in this little girl’s room. This kiddo is just a bit troubled.
4 Wedding Guest
A user shared this hilarious picture with Bored Panda, along with the caption, “Asked my sister if my nephew was enjoying the wedding. This is the picture she sent back.” Nothing to see here, just a young Jason Voorhees enjoying the wedding reception.
We love a good Friday the 13th reference just as much as the next guy. Although, we hope that the bride and groom didn’t notice that a potential serial killer was among the guests at their nuptials. Either way, this photograph is priceless, and we kind of wish that was our kid.
5 The Contortionist
Children can bend their bodies in the funniest ways, especially when it comes to zoning out during screen time. This little fella took full advantage of the furniture around him and found an interesting position above the iPad he was watching.
We can’t imagine that sprawling out like a bridge between the couch and an ottoman would be that comfortable, but he seems happy as he can be, balancing between the two on his knees and his forehead. We get the feeling this wasn’t the first time he pulled this stunt, and it probably won’t be the last.
6 Fish Out of Water
Being a parent is a full-time job. You can’t turn your back on a toddler for a moment because you never know what kind of mischief that might get into. The parents of this child found this out the hard way when they discovered them in the fish tank.
We’re not sure exactly what is going on here, but it can’t be good. That is some nasty water this child is sitting in. Let’s just hope that they didn’t suck up any tiny fish from that tube. It’s obvious from the satisfied expression on their face that they’d been planning on moving into the fish tank for a while.
Halloween is a great time for children to dress up and live out their dreams. Here we have a group of kids at school wearing their costumes, like a witch hat or a colorful outfit. Then we have this terrifying little kid who dressed up as Pennywise from the movie IT.
We didn’t think it was possible for that clown to get any scarier, but seeing a miniature version of Pennywise is just downright terrifying. We have questions. Has this little one seen the movie? How were they not scared of their own reflection in this costume?
8 Pillow Talk
A parent posted this cute pic of a little girl laying face down on the sidewalk. They wrote the caption: “My 2-year-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk. Then lay down for a nap.” We’ve got to give this child extra points for creativity.
It just goes to show that some kids will lay down for a nap anywhere if they’re tired enough. While a sidewalk isn’t the optimal place to rest her head, this little girl actually looks pretty comfy on her pretend bed made of concrete. You couldn’t pay us to take a nap there.
9 The Freezer
Being a parent can be so exciting because you never know what kind of weirdness you’re going to discover. Sometimes kids wander off at the grocery store, leaving mom and dad to frantically search for their kiddo. They can turn up in the most unexpected places.
A parent shared a pic of a hilarious sight on social media of their son hiding in a freezer in the frozen food section. While we can’t condone kids hiding in freezers because it’s a safety issue, we’ve got to give this kid credit for adding the creepy factor from behind that glass door.
10 Bug Soldiers
Not only can kids be creepy, but they can also be kind of gross, especially little boys. How does the old nursery rhyme go? “What are little boys made of? Frogs and snails, and puppy dog tails; That’s what little boys are made of.”
That was certainly the case with this little guy who has created an entire army out of empty locust shells. Does this child know something that we don’t? It looks like they are preparing for an insect uprising. We get the chills from just a quick glance at this pic. Ick!
11 Toddler Wolf
Someone posted this funny yet slightly concerning pic to social media and wrote the caption: “This is how my 2.5-year-old niece insists on holding her new baby brother.” We’ve got to give it to this little girl for giving off such strong werewolf vibes with that amazing Halloween mask.
Her dedication to presenting her true nature to her younger brother is impressive. Seriously though, how adorable is this family picture? Her sibling will probably talk to a therapist one day about this moment. Either that or they’ll start their own wolf pack.
12 Just Chilling
Can you imagine walking into the living room to see your son casually sitting on the couch like this? Well, it would be more appropriate to say sitting “in” the couch. Kids often find the most awkward ways to get comfortable and this one is a doozy.
While it looks like he’s a legless creature, he’s really just relaxing and watching television. Seeing this out of the corner of our eye would spook us, for sure. The casual expression on his face looks like he’s thinking, “What’s the big deal, mom?”
13 Spider Tea Party
How does the old nursery rhyme go? “What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice; That’s what little girls are made of.” Well, that’s so not the case with the little girl in this creepy photograph. Sure, it looks like she’s having a sweet tea party, but she invited some nasty guests to join in the fun.
She was captured serving tea to three creepy crawlers, and by the looks of it, the spiders were polite guests. We can’t help but wonder how she had access to these plastic insects. Are they her own toys? Or did she borrow them from her older brother and make them her friends?
Playtime is so important for little ones. It’s a moment for their imaginations to soar and take flight. One parent stumbled upon their little girl creating paper dolls from an unexpected source, and she destroyed a lot of money in the process.
We don’t know what inspired this child to do this, but it seems like she’s well-versed in the art of paper doll making, despite the fact that she cut up all that cash. This has got to be the most expensive set of paper dolls ever created. We can only imagine how her parents reacted when they came upon this scene.
15 Castle Spirits
Sometimes you have to wonder exactly what is going on in the mind of a child. One mom discovered a creepy scene in her kid’s room and posted the evidence on social media. She wrote the caption: “Found these little guys in my daughter’s castle.”
We would not want to have a run-in with those grumpy fellas. They look so mean and scary. Although, we have to admit that the craftsmanship of these evil little guys is pretty impressive. As they’re all trapped in that turret, we’d say that this little girl has them under control. Phew!
16 Catching Woody!
Well, what do we have here? A mom shared this photo on Reddit of Woody bound and tied to a little chair. She wrote the caption: “My 9-year-old daughter did this….I’m slightly concerned.” Um, she should be concerned because everyone’s favorite cowboy looks to be in a tight spot.
If we’ve learned anything from the Toy Story movies, it’s that the entire gang is probably hatching a plan to rescue Woody as this is being typed. Buzz Lightyear will set him free any moment now. Either that, or it’s all over for poor ol’ Woody.
17 The Breakout
We don’t know exactly what happened in this photo, but we can tell that it wasn’t anything good. Using our detective skills, it appears like a child was stuck behind a locked door and took drastic measures to get out of the room. It seems like several attempts were made.
First of all, they tried to pick the lock with scissors, which clearly didn’t work. Next, they tried kicking down the door, which resulted in a hole. Finally, they obviously clawed their way out of the room. This looks like an event they will need to discuss with a therapist one day.
18 The Stalker
A mother posted this scary photo of her young daughter to Reddit and wrote: “Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.” That really is quite a scary sight to see!
Kids are known for hanging outside the restroom door while their mom does her business, yet this little one managed to make an all-too-familiar moment seem otherworldly. She really does look like some sort of demented spirit that wants to swallow her mom’s soul.
19 Trapped Souls
Kids can be so strange sometimes. Many parents take a moment to snap a pic and capture the weirdness for all to see. Like this child, who found a creative way to terrify everyone in the house. The texture of the couch cushions made this scary moment possible.
Just a quick face smoosh into the cushions and a chilling imprint of a trapped soul is left behind. We have to wonder how she discovered she could do this trick in the first place. Regardless, we wouldn’t want to stumble upon the sight in the middle of the night.
20 The Seance
Children sometimes leave a trail of evidence through their toys of just how strange they really are. A user shared this photo of dolls sitting in a circle with their arms up in the air, around a Barbie laying on the floor. What in the world was going on here?
The user wrote: “Kids can be creepy as hell. When asked about it, my 6-year-old niece told me they were trying to bring the mommy back to life.” So, this little girl created a seance with her dolls. By the looks of it, things were getting pretty intense for the little family. This isn’t creepy at all.