Funny Business Signs Put Up For Your Entertainment
1 Fresh Dough Of Bel-Air
This pizza place found the perfect way to advertise their super-fresh dough: by referencing the beloved 90s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
If the pizza dough is even fresher than Will Smith in his prime, the pizza is definitely worth a try. Hopefully, it doesn’t disappoint.
2 Joe Left
Some employees are just clumsier than others. In this case, Joe was definitely the problem child of the worksite.
But ever since Joe moved onto greener pastures, his former work has been accident-free. If only he had left sooner.
3 Dear Abby
What’s an employer to do when their employee just won’t listen? Apparently, this boss tried everything to get Abby to take her work seriously.
Finally, he decided to announce her bad work ethic to the world. Let’s hope this sign finally got Abby to get her act together.
4 Something Witty
We’re not sure if the person who put up this sign was trying to be clever, or if they just completely understood the directions.
Either way, they ended up with a pretty hilarious sign that’s sure to capture the attention of anyone driving by.
5 Go Rams
While God may not be rooting for a football team on Superbowl Sunday, that doesn’t mean his congregation has to stay neutral. When given the opportunity to put up church signage near a big game, this sign guy decided to give a shout out to his favorite team.
No one knows who God is rooting for, but this guy is rooting for the Rams!
6 False Advertising
Well, this sign is just mean. Obviously, a liquor store providing free beer is going to pull in lots of customers.
But if they’re also being open about their false advertising, it’s likely they’re not actually offering free beer. In other words, don’t get your hopes up if you visit this liquor store.
7 Water Or Wine
This sign is especially effective if you’re something of a water snob. Do you really want to risk ingesting bacteria from less-than-clean water?
If you want to be safe, just drink alcohol! Specifically, down a glass of wine or beer, which is definitely less healthy, but also bacteria-free!
8 Safety Sarcasm
You really shouldn’t have to tell people to stay off the tracks at a train station, but these are the times we live in. Rather than making a normal safety sign, however, these sign-creators decided to add a little sarcasm into their safety warning.
In short, if you can read the sign, you should stay far away from the train tracks.
9 Swimsuit Season
In general, people tend to go on a diet as soon as swimsuit season rolls around. But once the summer season is over, it’s all fair game.
Krispy Kreme’s sales may have gone down while everyone was fighting to look good in their bikinis, but even the doughnut chain knows that winter will bring a new batch of doughnut-craving customers to their doors.
10 When One Door Closes…
Rather than embracing the age-old adage, “When one door closes, another one opens,” this business sign decided to make a different, clever point.
As the sign says, a door that closes can simply be reopened. There’s no need to find an entirely new door when you just use the first door as intended.
11 Mr. Miyagi’s Car Wash
This car wash decided to let everyone know just how talented their employees are by referencing the 1984 film The Karate Kid.
If you get your car cleaned here, you can expect a perfect wax on and wax off. But don’t challenge the employees—they’re bound to be quite skilled in karate.
12 Is Everything Okay?
Whether you’re in a good mood or a bad mood, it’s always a good time to have a drink. At least, that’s what this business seems to think.
Whether happy, sad, angry, or any other emotion, they want you to come on in and enjoy a nice glass of your favorite poison.
13 Mayo Neighs
This veterinarian is advertising his services simply by being funny. The sign says nothing at all about his actual skill.
But it does say that he’s truly hilarious. Would you visit a vet just because he’s funny?
14 Shoe Repair
It’s obvious this shoe repairman really loves his job…and shoes in general. In fact, he loves them so much that he took the time to come up with a creative sign full of shoe puns.
If you want your sole saved by someone who will dye for you, visit this handyman.
This is obviously a sign advertising some sort of printing services. The sad thing is, they’re not wrong.
We’re constantly forgetting how to spell congratulashins…congratulashions…congratalatians. Ugh, we give up.
16 We Deliver
Some pizza places offer special deals on their delivery, such as the promise of a free pie if your pizza isn’t delivered in 20 minutes. But when you order from JD’s Pizza, you have to accept that the delivery time may be a little longer, especially if you live far away.
And don’t expect them to take any responsibility for your late pie. If it doesn’t get there fast enough, maybe you should order from somewhere closer.
It’s unclear if this sign was actually meant to be funny or not. But either way, the final product is hilarious. The irony of a business focused on alignment who can’t even keep their sign straight is just too good.
If it is an accident, the business owners should definitely lean into the mistake and avoid making repairs.
18 Free Beer
A bar offering free beer? Sign us up! Unfortunately, in this case, thirsty potential customers may need to read the sign more closely if they don’t want to be let down once they step inside.
The bar doesn’t actually offer free beer, but it does offer free Wi-Fi and great beer!
19 Best Prices
If you want to spend the day at an amusement park, you obviously want a good price for your day of fun. Thankfully, Zig-E’s Funland was voted the best prices in town by some guy who likes to save money.
At least, that’s what their sign says. Should you trust it, or would you continue researching for better information about the best prices?
20 Cat Puns
This animal clinic decided to pull in customers with their humor alone. But with puns like this, it has to be a pleasant place to visit, right?
At the very least, you know you’ll be around funny people while caring for your pet.
21 Pet-Friendly Comfort Inn
Something very odd must have happened at this Comfort Inn. While the hotel is comfortable accepting furry friends, they apparently draw the line at bears. For most of us, this sounds like a no-brainer.
But according to the hotel, they’ve had some issues with bears in the past. If you’re unlucky enough to have a pet bear, you’ll have to find different accommodation.
22 I Changed The Sign
According to this business sign, poor Dave made the unfortunate mistake of forgetting to tell his employee what to change the sign to.
Without clear direction, the employee took matters into his own hands, resulting in this hilarious sign. In all fairness, he did follow Dave’s directions.
23 Convenient Stores
Viewed on their own, none of these business signs are particularly funny. But placed all in a row, the signs create a hilarious picture. First, you can declare bankruptcy. Then you can deal with the subsequent divorce right next door.
After all that emotional trauma, you’re definitely going to need a drink. Thankfully, just to your left, you can find all the adult beverages you’ll ever need to deal with your life falling apart. It gives a whole new meaning to convenience stores.
24 24-Hour Surveillance
Plenty of stores have 24-hour surveillance. But very few of them tell you why they decided to install the cameras. Apparently, for this business, a pooping problem created the need for constant video surveillance.
Hopefully, the cameras encouraged the person at fault to take care of their bathroom problems in private.
25 Push To Open
Since it’s hard to know whether to push or pull a door simply from looking at it, many businesses include a sign directing their customers on the best method of opening the door. But this business takes a slightly different approach. They put a sign first instructing their customers to push, then to pull, then to move to the left and try the actual entrance.
Obviously, there’s something about this area that makes it look like a door, and the business decided to lean into the confusion. The owners obviously enjoy seeing their customers suffer.
26 Adam & Eve
This church decided to create a funny sign to hopefully draw attendees to their services. In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve broke the rules by eating an apple from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Because of their actions, they were forever banished from the Garden.
But the church draws a comparison between this ancient act and something more of us can relate to: not reading the terms and conditions for our Apple devices. It seems ignoring official warnings is something outside the bounds of space and time.
27 99 Cent Plaza
99 cent stores generally offer tons of products for 99 cents or less. If you see a 99 cent store, you can assume that everything inside will be pretty cheap. But for the 99 Cent Plaza, it’s unclear just how much their products cost. It says “everything 99 cents or less,” but then the sign adds a confusing “& up.”
So, are there products that are more than 99 cents? If that’s the case, the 99 Cent Plaza isn’t exactly an effectively 99 cent store.
28 You Ugly
There’s something to be said for businesses that are completely confident in their abilities. That’s definitely the case at Wise Guys Haircuts. These barbers are confident in their ability to make you look good.
But if you don’t look good at the end of your service, it might just be your appearance, rather than their services.
29 Family-Owned Business
Family-owned businesses are sweet in theory, but difficult to manage in reality. Families tend to fight, and those disagreements can often find their way into the business. Instead of pretending that everything is peachy, this family-owned business decided to lean into the stereotype of bickering relatives.
Apparently, the family couldn’t even get their sign up without arguing. Thankfully, their ploy might just be funny enough to draw in some new customers.
30 No Purpose
Signs are generally put up to share some important piece of information. But in this case, this sign was put up for absolutely no reason. Rather than announcing something interesting to the public, this sign instead makes it clear that the field it’s placed in is not special whatsoever.
It doesn’t say it’s private property, but it also says it has no official use for the public. In other words, the sign is a completely unhelpful and superfluous statement.
31 Best Sausage Supper
Religion is not quite what it once was, but it is doubtful that the message conveyed by this sign from the St. Paul United Church of Christ is really the right one.
In any case, Pastor Thomas Ressler may be surprised at the number of followers this message will attract to his supper!
32 Drop Your Pants
This message is both truthful and funny at the same time.
How many pranksters have dropped their pants in this business, do you think?
33 Fool Me Once
The manager at this Blockbuster Video won’t be fooled again. Obviously, they had a bit of a “dinosaur posing as a human” problem at this location. That can be so common these days.
Sorry, clever dinosaurs, you’ll have to apply at a different video store. Good luck actually finding one.
Wow! We love that a passerby took the time to present this sign to us. It’s a very specific help wanted sign. Hopefully, they found the perfect candidate who previously worked at a piano bar near the seashore.
Their resume must list “Clampiano Player” as a past job.
35 High Standards
The hiring manager at this Korean BBQ House is no longer accepting applications from zombies. They’ve had it with brainless employees. Only people with a brain can apply.
How many zombies do you think they fired before it forced them to create this sign?
36 Setting The Bar Low
The folks over at The Foxhole are no longer beating around the bush when it comes to hiring dancers, and we have questions. Is this even legal?
Are the ugly dancers aware that they’re filling that position?
37 Cry-Babies Need Not Apply
It’s crucial for businesses to know exactly what type of person they’re looking for when hiring, but more importantly, they should know who they don’t want for a potential employee. This establishment covers all the bases. They want a hard worker with a respectful attitude, but no cry-babies.
We get the feeling they’re describing a woman they recently fired.
38 Sausage Biscuits Needed
Let have a grammar lesson about why it’s important to use a period at the end of a statement. By leaving out the proper punctuation on this sign, Subway will now only hire 2 sausage biscuits for their recent job opening.
This concludes our grammar lesson for the day.
39 Moving On
The world mourned when the founder of Wendy’s, Dave Thomas, passed away. Except for this specific location, according to the sign.
They’ve moved on and are already looking to fill the position. Don’t worry. No one could fill Dave’s shoes.
40 SpongeBob Will See You Now
Who knew that SpongeBob was in charge of hiring at Burger King? It makes sense, though. He has plenty of restaurant experience from working at the Krabby Patty all of those years.
That would be quite a fascinating and exhausting job interview.
41 Epic Sign Typo
This hilarious sign definitely caught our attention. The first job that the computer literate clerk will perform once they get the position is to proofread the next message placed on the light board.
This one is funny cause it’s just so stupid.
42 Fried Turkeys
We feel so relieved to see this sign. It’s been a tough market out there for unemployed fried turkeys. Luckily, this company is exclusively looking to hire some.
Be sure to tell all of your fried turkey friends to apply.
Funny Fun Fact
Here are some fun facts to entertain you and fuel your discussions!
- The photo considered to be the very first in the history of photography was taken in 1826 by Joseph Niepce. It is entitled “View From the Window” and required an 8-hour exhibition.
- Space smells like seared steak.
- Greenland Sharks can live to be over 500 years old.
- The moon sometimes has moonquakes. According to the U.S. Geological Survey, these are caused by tidal stresses connected to the distance between the Earth and the moon.
- Rowdy goats have to wear pool noodles on their horns.
- Pigeons are able to differentiate between the paintings of Monet and Picasso.
- Bee hummingbirds are so small that they are often mistaken for insects.
- In 2009, research conducted by Texas researchers and published in the journal PLOS One showed that Brazilian free-tailed bats could communicate distinguishable syllables and phrases to sing a love song to attract suitors.
- Humans are the only animals that blush or feel embarrassed—a most complex emotion that requires understanding the opinions of others as well as other factors.
- Sometimes one bee stings another.
- Matthew McKnight was hit by a car in 2001 and has since held the record for the greatest distance thrown in a car accident. The car was travelling at 70 miles per hour and McKnight was propelled 118 feet away. Fortunately, he survived.
- Since 2002, in Florida, pregnant pigs are constitutionally protected against caging. This amendment considers that during pregnancy, a pig must be able to turn around freely.
- The very first color photo dates back to 1861. It was taken by the British physicist James Maxwell.
- Your nostrils can only work one at a time. This explains, among other things, why, when you have a cold, you have only one blocked nostril at a time.
- The wood frog can refrain from peeing for up to 8 months.
- It has already happened that the total weight of ants on Earth equals the total weight of humans. This would have happened about 2,000 years ago.
- Manatees are also known as “floaty potatoes”.
- The very first aerial photograph was taken by the French inventor Turnache in 1858. He photographed the city of Paris from a balloon.
- There are only two mammals that enjoy spicy foods: humans and tree shrews.
- Just like humans, koalas have fingerprints.
- Sea lions can dance to a beat.
- Looking at a picture of a cute animal can increase your productivity.
- According to statistics, nowadays, only 2 out of every 10 photos taken with digital cameras are printed on paper.
- Rabbits can’t puke.
- A human sneeze occurs at 100mph. That’s faster than the maximum running speed of a cheetah, 4.5 times faster than Usain Bolt’s speed record and 20 times faster than Michael Phelps.
- Including humans, there would be about 8.7 million species on Earth.
- In the United States, more humans die each year because of a cow than because of a shark.
- There is a giant fish with a transparent head.
- Being bitten by the Lone Star tick can make you allergic to red meat.
- Cheetahs can’t roar, but they can purr, hiss, meow, and growl, just like our house cats.