Hilarious Notes From Annoyed Neighbors
Hooray
These sign-makers couldn’t hide their excitement when their neighbor moved away.
We think it’s safe to say this probably wasn’t a very friendly relationship.
Thanks For The Gas
On the one hand, this note is somewhat nice. If someone is going to siphon gas from your car, at least they left an explanation and a note.
On the other hand, you don’t really want to worry about a random stranger siphoning gas from your car, no matter the circumstances.
Get An Ashtray
This is absolutely the most passive aggressive way to communicate to a neighbor that they should stop smoking in a particular area.
But who’s the real winner here? After all, the person who wrote the note had to touch and arrange all those used cigarette butts. Gross.
Socks?
Of course, we have to assume this person’s question wasn’t real.
But then again, if they’re living in a building with such poor sewage that they can’t even use a certain brand of toilet paper, it’s entirely possible that socks are the only thing they can afford.
Look, Bob!
Apparently, Bob has a big issue with this neighbor and his fence.
But now, Bob can’t complain! After all, the fence is painted.
Amazing Speakers
While this note sounds positive, it’s dripping with sarcasm.
In case the intended person didn’t get the message: Your neighbors aren’t fans of your speakers and overly loud music.
Where’s The Wi-Fi?
If these people thought their neighbor cared about them, they better think again.
There’s only one thing Nick cares about, and that’s the free Wi-Fi.
Walk Of Shame
Leaving dog poop lying around unquestionably makes you a bad neighbor.
But instead of letting their neighbor get away with it, these people decided to public shame the poop-leaving culprit from the perspective of their dog. Do you think they got the message?
Don’t Let The Cats Out
This person obviously has big problems with their cats.
In the future, if they can’t be there to keep an eye on their animals, they may want to tell the maintenance man to come back at a different time.
I Have a Permit
If you own a house, you should be able to do work anytime you want. Unfortunately, sometimes nosy neighbors get in the way.
This man, however, decided to stop his nosy neighbor in his tracks. Before you even start, Larry, yes, I have a permit.
The Potato Clan
When it comes to stealing a parking spot, this is probably the funniest way the slighted neighbor could react.
We’re just wondering, did they already have the faces carved onto those potatoes? Or did they carve them just for this occasion? Either way, we’re impressed.
Parking Problems
There’s nothing worse than a neighbor stealing your parking spot.
Thankfully, this person drew a nice diagram so they never repeat the same mistake again.
Hide Yo’ Bike
Living in an area where bikes are being stolen is bad.
But writing this note as a way to inform your neighbors is good.
Stop Fighting
If you’ve ever lived in an apartment, then you know that it’s hard to keep any secrets from your neighbors.
Unfortunately, now everyone knows the business of this constantly bickering couple. It might be better for them to just break up, if only to avoid further embarrassment.
You Shouldn’t Have
These people tried to take a positive approach to their neighbor’s rudeness.
While their drawing clearly outlines the poop sitting on the sidewalk, it also quietly shames the neighbor for their negligence.
Please Stop
We have so many questions about this sign.
Actually, we have just one: WHY is Eric throwing cheese on their roof?
Take Out the Trash
Dirty neighbors are truly the worst, and this sign-maker finally had enough.
Let’s hope their angry note was the push their neighbor needed to finally dispose of their garbage.
Free Ferret Water Bottle
There’s always some risk involved with stealing a package.
For this bad neighbor, their thieving didn’t pay off. We’re guessing there’s absolutely nothing they could do with a ferret water bottle.
Great News
These neighbors finally had enough of their fellow apartment-dwellers squealing furniture as they dragged it across the floor.
But on a positive note, they did do their neighbor the favor of buying them exactly what they needed to fix the problem.
Merry Christmas
We certainly don’t blame this neighbor for their angry note.
No one should love Christmas music enough to play it day in and day out in March. Now, if this note was written in December? That’s a different story.
Get Rid Of the Rooster
What is happening here? Do these neighbors live on a farm? Why do they even have a rooster they need to be concerned about?
While we don’t have answers to these questions, we can still laugh at the ridiculousness of this note.
Ask First
This neighbor is obviously tired of people stealing fruit from his tree.
But did he label each fruit individually? If so, he would have saved a lot of energy by just letting people pick what they wanted.
Nicer Neighbors
This person is a good neighbor for informing their fellow homeowners that someone stole their package.
Unfortunately, they’re a bad neighbor for using the opportunity to get revenge.
Are You A Dinosaur?
This friendly haiku doesn’t seem so friendly.
In the nicest way possible, this person is trying hard to communicate to their neighbor that they should take care to walk a little more quietly.
Change Your Mailbox
The handwriting on this note almost looks like it was written by a child, and perhaps it was.
After all, only a child could be so rude as to insult part of someone’s house without being prompted.
Just Wanted To Let You Know…
This neighbor is obviously just trying to help out.
But what’s more concerning about this note is the fact that the dog managed to find its way to the roof? How did this happen?
Find A New Home
These poor housemates must have had a terrible falling out.
Still, we don’t blame them for kicking their roommate to the curb. Once bed bugs enter the picture, all bets are off.
Don’t Feed the Squirrels
Feeding any type of wild animal is always a risky business.
But for this neighbor, feeding the squirrels carries even more consequences. They’re tired of finding peanuts in their garden, okay?
Everything Will Be Okay
This note is such a kind way to inform a neighbor about a tragedy.
But now, we’re all left wondering if the plant managed to pull through.
No More Incense
Burning incense is nice every once in a while.
Unfortunately, this neighbor obviously overdid it. If people in other apartments can smell your incense, it’s time to burn a little less.
Favorite Shoes
Apparently, these upstairs neighbors aren’t very light-footed.
In fact, if you ask the people living below them, they sound like they’re wearing bricks on their feet.
Your Dog Barks
This note is a little unnecessary. We get that you’re frustrated with the barking, but did you have to write on the house?
Of course, it’s still funny.
Worst Lawn On The Block
Some people do not like the look of dandelions.
According to all their neighbors, their fellow homeowners’ excessive dandelions have earned them the title of worst lawn on the block.
You Need A Permit
What a warm welcome to a new neighborhood!
There’s nothing like moving into your new home and immediately being told you can’t make any changes. Thanks, neighbor!
Passive Aggressive Wi-Fi
This isn’t so much a note, but it’s still a passive aggressive message between neighbors.
If you don’t know exactly who’s annoying you, try changing your Wi-Fi name to get the message across.
Shut Up Maybe
This person decided to create quite the sign just to communicate to their new neighbors that they’re far too loud.
Did the diagram do its job? If we had to guess, we’d probably say these neighbors had a pretty hard time shutting up.
We Can Hear You
Apartment living is tough.
If these neighbors ever had a question of just how much their fellow apartment dwellers can hear, this note certainly settles it.
Pooper Scooper
If your neighbor is going to get angry at you for leaving dog poop lying around, this is probably the nicest note they could have written.
Of course, they sort of ruined the passive aggressive niceness by leaving poop on the front porch. But hopefully it encourages the dog owners to take responsibility for their pooch.
Move Your Clothes
If you’ve ever had to share communal washers and dryers, this note is sure to strike a chord.
Seriously, there are other people in the building. Set a timer and get your clothes out as soon as the dryer is done!
Don’t Call The Cops
Apparently, this neighbor got a little too invested in his video game.
So invested, in fact, that his fellow neighbors decided to call the cops. Unfortunately, it doesn’t sound like he has any plans to give up his video game addiction any time soon.
Common Laundry Room
Sharing a laundry room with other tenants in a building can sometimes be a nightmare.
Especially when a neighbor decides that their laundry is more important than yours! But this person did give them a good lesson.
Singing All Night
There is nothing more aggressive than neighbors who have no respect for the sleep of others.
However, this person found an extremely funny way to make his neighbors understand his anger.
Plant Stealer
Nothing is more annoying than to have someone steal our plants when we have put so much effort into maintaining our garden.
A person who has no scruples like this plant thief can only be a bad person. Like this neighbor said, what’s next? Punching kittens?
Your Move
Seriously, how much can a neighbor’s yard bother you to the point of calling the police? Is this neighbor a little intolerant, maybe?
One thing is certain: that is a lot of flamingos! But if this person likes pink flamingos so much, that’s their business.
Exorcism
Were these neighbors really doing an exorcism? That would be a bit disturbing.
However, this person is pretty chill about it. They just wish exorcisms were only done on weekends, so they could sleep well during the week.
Dear Potential Hot Woman
A potentially hot woman forgot her panties in the washing machine. It can happen to anyone!
However, it’s more serious when a man then takes them home by mistake. It didn’t seem easy with his wife before, now it’s ruined.
For All To See
We don’t know how it is in Germany, or if this person maybe lived on the 10th floor of a building, but obviously their habits don’t work anymore in the USA.
Now, if this person doesn’t pay more attention, literally everyone can witness their sexy times.
She’s Got The Look
She’s Got The Look is a really good song by Roxette, but at 5:30 in the morning, every morning? We understand this person not being able to hear it anymore.
But we admire the ultimatum proposed, which is to remedy the situation, or else this person will play Macarena at 5am. We would not want to be their neighbors, however.
Facing The Wrong Way
In general, when a one way frosty glass is installed, it is to be able to see out without people being able to see in.
Obviously, here, it is the opposite. We hope that their window is high, in order to limit the damage, but considering the note, we doubt it.
Lannisters VS Dothraki
This person was awakened at midnight by a dispute at his neighbor’s apartment. We understand their anger and their desire to sleep in peace.
But it wasn’t their neighbors who were bickering, but the Lannisters and the Dothraki in an episode of Game of Thrones. It’s less serious, isn’t it?
Best Code Word
It really takes a lot of nerve to use the parking that our neighbor pays for himself.
But it also takes a lot of guts to shout that code word loud and clear to free our car! Will this inconvenient neighbor have the courage to do it?
We Can See Your P….
Of course, everyone is free to do whatever they want in their own home, even if it means walking around naked from one room to another.
However, it can become problematic when the neighbors can witness this naked wandering in spite of themselves.
Throwing What?!
Every day we see people littering the streets with things they shouldn’t, whether it’s cigarette butts, empty bottles or tissues.
But someone who throws his used condoms down his balcony? No, we’ve never seen that. It’s disgusting!
Wife’s Cheat. Dog’s Bark.
It must be difficult for this man to live his love pain since his wife cheated on him, but he must also manage his dog, who misses his ex-wife.
But on top of that, he also has to deal with the neighbors’ complaints about his dog barking his pain, and with one neighbor in particular kicking in his door. Whew!
I Will Liam Neeson You
This building is definitely the prey of a kleptomaniac resident. Indeed, this person can’t seem to restrain himself from stealing his neighbors’ packages!
But watch out, thief, because these two residents have had enough. So much so that one of them is ready to Liam Neeson you. If I were this thief, I would stop my illegal activities immediately.
Dear Mr. Postman
This note is not from an angry neighbor to an unpleasant one, but from a scared resident to the mailman.
Mr. Postman, this spider is very invasive and scares this person. Isn’t it your duty to see to its relocation?
You Can Do It!
This person definitely wants to start the year off right and is hopeful that their neighbor will finally decide to put their garbage in the compactor instead of on the ground.
This person is sure that their neighbor can do it! This neighbor is an adult, and they believe in them! No more laziness!
Meat Throwers
Neighbors throwing food through windows, really? What is going through New Yorkers’ minds sometimes? That’s crazy!
If you have too much meat, instead of throwing it out the window and letting it pile up on that person’s AC unit, just throw it in the compost or garbage.
Pet Snake On The Loose
Dear neighbors, our snake escaped from her cage last night, and she is potentially crawling around the building. But fear not, she’s super chill!
If I lived in this building, I would definitely run out and not come back until this snake is back in her cage!
Masturbation-Free Men’s Room
But what is going on in this building? Can anyone have a clue?
Finding a men’s room where no men masturbates should not be too difficult, but obviously, this man did not find one on the 4th and 5th floor.
