Hilarious Neighbor’s Note Goes Viral 🤣
Farewell To Noise, Hello Bliss! 🎉
These sign-makers couldn’t hide their excitement when their neighbor moved away.
We think it’s safe to say this probably wasn’t a very friendly relationship.
🚭 No Butts About It
This is absolutely the most passive aggressive way to communicate to a neighbor that they should stop smoking in a particular area.
But who’s the real winner here? After all, the person who wrote the note had to touch and arrange all those used cigarette butts. Gross.
Of course, we have to assume this person’s question wasn’t real.
But then again, if they’re living in a building with such poor sewage that they can’t even use a certain brand of toilet paper, it’s entirely possible that socks are the only thing they can afford.
Bye Bye Free Wi-fi, Hello Reality Check
If these people thought their neighbor cared about them, they better think again.
There’s only one thing Nick cares about, and that’s the free Wi-Fi.
Hello 💩 Patrol
Leaving dog poop lying around unquestionably makes you a bad neighbor.
But instead of letting their neighbor get away with it, these people decided to public shame the poop-leaving culprit from the perspective of their dog. Do you think they got the message?
Cat Chaos 🐱👤 They’re Escape Artists
This person obviously has big problems with their cats.
In the future, if they can’t be there to keep an eye on their animals, they may want to tell the maintenance man to come back at a different time.
Larry, Back Off! Permit In Hand
If you own a house, you should be able to do work anytime you want. Unfortunately, sometimes nosy neighbors get in the way.
This man, however, decided to stop his nosy neighbor in his tracks. Before you even start, Larry, yes, I have a permit.
Potato Power, Don’t Mess With These Taters 🥔
When it comes to stealing a parking spot, this is probably the funniest way the slighted neighbor could react.
We’re just wondering, did they already have the faces carved onto those potatoes? Or did they carve them just for this occasion? Either way, we’re impressed.
Park Smart, Don’t Park In My Spot
There’s nothing worse than a neighbor stealing your parking spot.
Thankfully, this person drew a nice diagram so they never repeat the same mistake again.
Protect Yo’ Bike: Thief Alert 🚨
Living in an area where bikes are being stolen is bad.
But writing this note as a way to inform your neighbors is good.
Your Feud Is Loud, Time To Kiss And Make Up 💏
If you’ve ever lived in an apartment, then you know that it’s hard to keep any secrets from your neighbors.
Unfortunately, now everyone knows the business of this constantly bickering couple. It might be better for them to just break up, if only to avoid further embarrassment.
How Thoughtful 💩☀️😡
These people tried to take a positive approach to their neighbor’s rudeness.
While their drawing clearly outlines the poop sitting on the sidewalk, it also quietly shames the neighbor for their negligence.
🧀 We Know It’s You, Mr. Rooftop Dairy Tosser
We have so many questions about this sign.
Actually, we have just one: WHY is Eric throwing cheese on their roof?
Ease Guilt, Drop Garbage Like A Boss 💪
Dirty neighbors are truly the worst, and this sign-maker finally had enough.
Let’s hope their angry note was the push their neighbor needed to finally dispose of their garbage.
Return Our Ferret’s Water Bottle, It’s No Prize
There’s always some risk involved with stealing a package.
For this bad neighbor, their thieving didn’t pay off. We’re guessing there’s absolutely nothing they could do with a ferret water bottle.
Give Xmas A Break 🎅🙄
We certainly don’t blame this neighbor for their angry note.
No one should love Christmas music enough to play it day in and day out in March. Now, if this note was written in December? That’s a different story.
🔇🐓 Cock-a-doodle Don’t: Say Goodbye To The Rooster
What is happening here? Do these neighbors live on a farm? Why do they even have a rooster they need to be concerned about?
While we don’t have answers to these questions, we can still laugh at the ridiculousness of this note.
Want A Juicy Bite? Ask Mark
This neighbor is obviously tired of people stealing fruit from his tree.
But did he label each fruit individually? If so, he would have saved a lot of energy by just letting people pick what they wanted.
Bad Guys Finish Last
This person is a good neighbor for informing their fellow homeowners that someone stole their package.
Unfortunately, they’re a bad neighbor for using the opportunity to get revenge.
Neighbor Or Dinosaur🦖? Hard To Say
This friendly haiku doesn’t seem so friendly.
In the nicest way possible, this person is trying hard to communicate to their neighbor that they should take care to walk a little more quietly.
🤮 Request To Change Ugly Mailbox
The handwriting on this note almost looks like it was written by a child, and perhaps it was.
After all, only a child could be so rude as to insult part of someone’s house without being prompted.
On the one hand, this note is somewhat nice. If someone is going to siphon gas from your car, at least they left an explanation and a note.
On the other hand, you don’t really want to worry about a random stranger siphoning gas from your car, no matter the circumstances.
🐶 Fido Goes Sky High
This neighbor is obviously just trying to help out.
But what’s more concerning about this note is the fact that the dog managed to find its way to the roof? How did this happen?
Bed Bugs Need A New 🏠
These poor housemates must have had a terrible falling out.
Still, we don’t blame them for kicking their roommate to the curb. Once bed bugs enter the picture, all bets are off.
🐿️ Peanut Hoarders Strike Again
Feeding any type of wild animal is always a risky business.
But for this neighbor, feeding the squirrels carries even more consequences. They’re tired of finding peanuts in their garden, okay?
Apparently, Bob has a big issue with this neighbor and his fence.
But now, Bob can’t complain! After all, the fence is painted.
Broken Pot, Happy Plant
This note is such a kind way to inform a neighbor about a tragedy.
But now, we’re all left wondering if the plant managed to pull through.
Scent Saturation Reached
Burning incense is nice every once in a while.
Unfortunately, this neighbor obviously overdid it. If people in other apartments can smell your incense, it’s time to burn a little less.
Concrete Clatter Causing Chaos
Apparently, these upstairs neighbors aren’t very light-footed.
In fact, if you ask the people living below them, they sound like they’re wearing bricks on their feet.
Puppy Vocal Explosion
This note is a little unnecessary. We get that you’re frustrated with the barking, but did you have to write on the house?
Of course, it’s still funny.
Some people do not like the look of dandelions.
According to all their neighbors, their fellow homeowners’ excessive dandelions have earned them the title of worst lawn on the block.
Garage Dreams On Hold
What a warm welcome to a new neighborhood!
There’s nothing like moving into your new home and immediately being told you can’t make any changes. Thanks, neighbor!
Wi-fi Snipe Fest
This isn’t so much a note, but it’s still a passive aggressive message between neighbors.
If you don’t know exactly who’s annoying you, try changing your Wi-Fi name to get the message across.
Noise Control Needed ASAP
This person decided to create quite the sign just to communicate to their new neighbors that they’re far too loud.
Did the diagram do its job? If we had to guess, we’d probably say these neighbors had a pretty hard time shutting up.
Every Breath, Monitored
Apartment living is tough.
If these neighbors ever had a question of just how much their fellow apartment dwellers can hear, this note certainly settles it.
If your neighbor is going to get angry at you for leaving dog poop lying around, this is probably the nicest note they could have written.
Of course, they sort of ruined the passive aggressive niceness by leaving poop on the front porch. But hopefully it encourages the dog owners to take responsibility for their pooch.
Dryer Mess, Address Promptly
If you’ve ever had to share communal washers and dryers, this note is sure to strike a chord.
Seriously, there are other people in the building. Set a timer and get your clothes out as soon as the dryer is done!
No Need For Sirens 🚨
Apparently, this neighbor got a little too invested in his video game.
So invested, in fact, that his fellow neighbors decided to call the cops. Unfortunately, it doesn’t sound like he has any plans to give up his video game addiction any time soon.
Soap Opera Drama In Laundry
Sharing a laundry room with other tenants in a building can sometimes be a nightmare.
Especially when a neighbor decides that their laundry is more important than yours! But this person did give them a good lesson.
Garden Gnome Guard Needed 🙏
Nothing is more annoying than to have someone steal our plants when we have put so much effort into maintaining our garden.
A person who has no scruples like this plant thief can only be a bad person. Like this neighbor said, what’s next? Punching kittens?
🦩 Pink Panic
Seriously, how much can a neighbor’s yard bother you to the point of calling the police? Is this neighbor a little intolerant, maybe?
One thing is certain: that is a lot of flamingos! But if this person likes pink flamingos so much, that’s their business.
Midnight Madness: Possession Or Party? 🤘
Were these neighbors really doing an exorcism? That would be a bit disturbing.
However, this person is pretty chill about it. They just wish exorcisms were only done on weekends, so they could sleep well during the week.
Marriage Ruined By Laundry Mix-Up 🙊
A potentially hot woman forgot her panties in the washing machine. It can happen to anyone!
However, it’s more serious when a man then takes them home by mistake. It didn’t seem easy with his wife before, now it’s ruined.
German Neighbor Peep Show
We don’t know how it is in Germany, or if this person maybe lived on the 10th floor of a building, but obviously their habits don’t work anymore in the USA.
Now, if this person doesn’t pay more attention, literally everyone can witness their sexy times.
Frosty Glass Foul-Up
In general, when a one way frosty glass is installed, it is to be able to see out without people being able to see in.
Obviously, here, it is the opposite. We hope that their window is high, in order to limit the damage, but considering the note, we doubt it.
Late Night Westeros War ⚔️
This person was awakened at midnight by a dispute at his neighbor’s apartment. We understand their anger and their desire to sleep in peace.
But it wasn’t their neighbors who were bickering, but the Lannisters and the Dothraki in an episode of Game of Thrones. It’s less serious, isn’t it?
Car Blockade Ultimatum 🚗⏲️
It really takes a lot of nerve to use the parking that our neighbor pays for himself.
But it also takes a lot of guts to shout that code word loud and clear to free our car! Will this inconvenient neighbor have the courage to do it?
Inside Peek Too Much 🍆
Of course, everyone is free to do whatever they want in their own home, even if it means walking around naked from one room to another.
However, it can become problematic when the neighbors can witness this naked wandering in spite of themselves.
Used Condoms Tossing Trouble
Every day we see people littering the streets with things they shouldn’t, whether it’s cigarette butts, empty bottles or tissues.
But someone who throws his used condoms down his balcony? No, we’ve never seen that. It’s disgusting!
Patience For The Pup 🐶
It must be difficult for this man to live his love pain since his wife cheated on him, but he must also manage his dog, who misses his ex-wife.
But on top of that, he also has to deal with the neighbors’ complaints about his dog barking his pain, and with one neighbor in particular kicking in his door. Whew!
Taken Mode Engaged!
This building is definitely the prey of a kleptomaniac resident. Indeed, this person can’t seem to restrain himself from stealing his neighbors’ packages!
But watch out, thief, because these two residents have had enough. So much so that one of them is ready to Liam Neeson you. If I were this thief, I would stop my illegal activities immediately.
Twisted Faith! ⚠️
This person definitely wants to start the year off right and is hopeful that their neighbor will finally decide to put their garbage in the compactor instead of on the ground.
This person is sure that their neighbor can do it! This neighbor is an adult, and they believe in them! No more laziness!
🍗 Meat Rain 🗽
Neighbors throwing food through windows, really? What is going through New Yorkers’ minds sometimes? That’s crazy!
If you have too much meat, instead of throwing it out the window and letting it pile up on that person’s AC unit, just throw it in the compost or garbage.
Dear neighbors, our snake escaped from her cage last night, and she is potentially crawling around the building. But fear not, she’s super chill!
If I lived in this building, I would definitely run out and not come back until this snake is back in her cage!
But what is going on in this building? Can anyone have a clue?
Finding a men’s room where no men masturbates should not be too difficult, but obviously, this man did not find one on the 4th and 5th floor.
We don’t know what these pigeons do exactly, but they do things, according to this neighbor.
So please don’t feed them. The things they do don’t seem to be pleasant.
We have some questions after reading this note. First, how do they know that the couch caught fire?
And if the couch caught fire, how can the cushions still be intact? And why did this neighbor bring them to their house?
Poo Fight, 1, 2, 3…
Gross! We hate dog owners who don’t pick up after their pets.
But that person who is willing to pick up the poop with their bare hands? And to slap it on the face of their neighbor? That’s just as bad, if not worse!
Orange Intolerant Karen? 🧡
This neighbor seems rather intolerant to us. We understand that an orange car can be visually aggressive.
But trying to prevent his neighbor from parking in a certain place just because he doesn’t want to see their car? That’s a bit intense.
As we began reading this note, we thought this neighbor was empathetic and simply wanted to notify the owner of the car so the incident would not happen again.
However, upon reading the end of the note, one realizes that they are actually very angry at the owner for the very bad night they had because of the car alarm.
🖕 Love! Your Neighbor
There is nothing more infuriating than not being able to access or leave your own driveway because someone is blocking it with their car.
However, this person found a very original way to notify their neighbor to stop by starting their note with the lyrics of Carly Rae Jepsen’s song “Call Me Maybe”!
Thanks, I guess!
Well, this person is very lucky to have such an honest neighbor. They could indeed have been robbed very easily.
One wonders how they could have left their door open, though. They definitely don’t have a double check when they leave!
Andre’s Sleepwalking Adventures
But what’s going on with Andre, the strange, but respectful upstairs neighbor? Is he sleepwalking? Or just really weird?
Fortunately, he’s honest enough to admit his fault and apologize. Still, we wouldn’t want him as a neighbor, just in case.
Can Someone Call A Doctor? 👶
Daniel’s wife decided to give birth to their child at home instead of going to the hospital.
It was nice of Daniel to warn the neighbors and tell them not to worry, because if we heard the kind of screams his wife might do while giving birth, we would certainly call 911!
Some neighbors walk so loudly sometimes that you have to wonder if they are not doing it on purpose to make as much noise as possible.
This person has a noisy neighbor, and they found a very funny, but perhaps a little insulting way to warn them to be more careful.
Sometimes people get creative with the name of their Wi-Fi and use this way to pass a subtle message to their neighbor.
Here, the first neighbor thought they were doing being nice, but the second neighbor nailed them with their own response!
Some people are noisier in bed than others. Obviously, this is the case of this woman next door.
We understand that it can annoy the neighbors to hear her that much, but proposing the use of a ball gag is perhaps a little excessive.
🎥 No Kids Allowed!
Everyone has the right to do what they want, even if it’s shooting an adult film with consenting people.
But to shoot the film in the elevator of the building where you live, and without cleaning up after the shooting? That’s gross!
Wow, we would love to see an elephant bowling! It must be awesome!
Unfortunately, we doubt that’s what’s really going on in this apartment. How is it possible to make so much noise?
This neighbor found the perfect way to convince the person who doesn’t pick up after their dog to start doing so.
Who would want to have their picture plastered all over the neighborhood, brutally announcing that you let your dog shit anywhere?
Go Big Or Go Home!
An angry neighbor sent an obvious message and thanks to Google Earth, we all get to witness the feud.
According to the Daily Mail, Brian Juel has some beef with his neighbors, Cindy and Brian Zechenelly, after they built a purple garage apartment on their property in 2009, and it appears that Juel doesn’t like people.
This person was tired of being woken up at two in the morning by their too loud neighbors, so they took matters into their own hands.
They managed to access their neighbor’s printer and had them print out a very nice message.
💔Just. Do. It
This note is a bit harsh from this neighbor, but at the same time, it also seems quite necessary.
This couple seems totally dysfunctional, and this note is even a little sad, in a way. They’ve been bickering regularly for the past two years. It’s time for this to stop!
Well, it seems that this neighborhood is prey to a really nasty and inappropriate neighbor!
It is understandable that this person would like to inform everyone of this unwanted neighbor. Let’s just hope that the said neighbor will understand the message.
Clearly, the tenant of apartment 4C was not very happy after reading this note addressed to him.
But we understand the neighbors very well! And the girl from The Parking Lot Drama must have appreciated the note that the neighbors wrote to her. She now knows that she can’t trust this guy.
👨🦲 We Want To Know Why…
We don’t know what the bald guy did, but this person really doesn’t seem to be happy about it.
However, we are not the only ones wondering what is going on because the other neighbors have placed a note asking just what this bald guy did!
🔁🎵 –> 🛑
These two neighbors have a very good point. The first one is right to believe that listening to the same song over and over is quite a commitment, but that it is still very annoying for the others.
The second, however, is right that the first neighbor could have simply notified him earlier instead of waiting 36 hours and building up all that hate.
This person does not like people trespassing on their property, and we can understand that. However, there seems to be a small mistake on their sign.
We believe that the word they were looking for is not “prostituded”, but “prosecuted”. Or they were not mistaken and this person is very dangerous.
That’s A Sheety Situation 💩
Stealing a neighbor’s sheets is really mean. That person is left without sheets, and that’s obviously a problem.
This sheet thief, however, has no remorse if their response is anything to go by. They don’t give a sheet and totally assume their “thief” title.
Soundproofing Fail Or Mega-toot?
How poor is the soundproofing in this building so that this neighbor heard the other fart? Or did that person fart remarkably loudly?
Either way, it’s not whether the neighbor heard them fart that matters to this person, but whether they can smell their fart. That’s an important question!
Pikachu Is Not Invited To The Party!
This person doesn’t appreciate people coming to trample on their building’s property in order to capture a Pokémon while playing the mobile game Pokémon GO.
In fact, they find Pokémon GO to be the stupidest thing they’d seen in their life, and by the looks of their note, they’d had the opportunity to see plenty of stupid things!
Wine And Mix, A Recipe For Disaster
Apparently, this neighbor aspires to be a DJ, but unfortunately for everyone else around, they decide to practice very late, when theyre are drunk.
Understandably, their neighbors don’t appreciate it at all. But maybe they would be a good DJ if they practiced without drinking? They could also practice at a more reasonable hour.
👋❌ Wave Wars
It seems that the woman who wrote the note is somewhat jealous of her neighbor, whether for a legitimate reason or not.
Apparently, her neighbor refuses to wave at her, but she does wave to her husband, and she does not accept this at all. Woman, do not wave at her husband if you do not wave at her!
💔📝 By The Way…
A woman tells another woman that her partner, Ryan, is cheating on her. It’s sad for sure, but it’s better that she knows it.
However, we’re not sure that telling her this using a Valentine’s Day card that says “Happy Valentine’s Day!” is the best way to do it, especially on Valentine’s Day. And who is the woman who left the note? The one who Ryan is cheating on his girlfriend with? Rude.
Can You Please Move To The Moon
How loud can this couple be that they can be heard by a neighbor in another building? It seems excessive to us!
This note is very funny, though, and we support this neighbor 100%. We wish them the best of luck in getting the message across, and we have a thought for the other residents of the same building as this couple who must hear them even louder.
Wizards Upstairs, Muggles Below!
This note makes us laugh a lot! The neighbor above certainly walks very hard for this person to compare him to Hagrid!
And the signature “Harry Potter, apartment under the stairs” is also very well thought out. Let’s just hope that the noisy neighbor isn’t Uncle Vernon, because they won’t be out of the woods!
There is honestly nothing more annoying than a person, child or adult, playing a flute if they don’t know what they are doing. It is one of the worst noises in the world.
This note is somewhat violent, but we can’t help but understand this neighbor who can’t stand to hear that shrill, unpleasant flute noise.
Most people just write a note and give it to the person and leave it at that. This neighbor, however, decided to go one step further.
When they were woken up at 4:27am by their noisy neighbors, they decided to record them so they would have proof of the noise they were making. Impossible to deny, then!
🐿️ Squirrel Crusher Confession
We are somewhat puzzled by this note. It is very nice of this man to confess his wife’s fault and give their number to his neighbor so that they can contact them, obviously.
But we wonder what the “I know, right?” implies. Is he making fun of his wife? Would he have preferred her to crush the poor squirrel?
No Lock… Just Manners Dude!
One wonders why this person needs to tell people to knock before entering because there is no lock. After all, it seems like the basics, right?
Nevertheless, this note is still very funny, and we really appreciate the effort for the rhymes!
This is a really funny note, but obviously also very deserved. Who parks in three parking spots at the same time? It can’t be by mistake, it’s impossible.
But this man had a perfect passive-aggressive reaction. If he can’t do anything about this neighbor’s stupidity, at least he can try to prevent him from reproducing. Nice effort!
Good Intentions, Questionable Methods⁉️
Empathetic and generous neighbors like this one are rare these days, and that’s a shame!
Imagine your significant other leaving you, and being offered money to go to a strip club to cheer you up! Okay, maybe it’s a bit harsh, but it’s done with good intentions!
Balcony Crumb Shower 🍞
It’s understandable that having a tablecloth shaken over your head can’t be very pleasant when you just want to enjoy the nice weather on your balcony.
But how crumby their tablecloth can be that their downstairs neighbor gets so many crumbs on their balcony? Don’t they know how to eat?
🌳 Not For Average Joe
This is a very strange question to ask your neighbor. Why would he have toss a tree limb in her backyard for fun?
And as his neighbor pointed out, if the branch took out her internet line, it was a big branch. Who does she think her neighbor is? The Incredible Hulk?
🚨 Sarcasm Alert 🚨
While this note sounds positive, it’s dripping with sarcasm.
In case the intended person didn’t get the message: Your neighbors aren’t fans of your speakers and overly loud music.
Solution Ahead! 💡
These neighbors finally had enough of their fellow apartment-dwellers squealing furniture as they dragged it across the floor.
But on a positive note, they did do their neighbor the favor of buying them exactly what they needed to fix the problem.
Comedic Vengeance 🎶
There is nothing more aggressive than neighbors who have no respect for the sleep of others.
However, this person found an extremely funny way to make his neighbors understand his anger.
❌🎵 Early Morning Anthem 🎵❌
She’s Got The Look is a really good song by Roxette, but at 5:30 in the morning, every morning? We understand this person not being able to hear it anymore.
But we admire the ultimatum proposed, which is to remedy the situation, or else this person will play Macarena at 5am. We would not want to be their neighbors, however.
🕷️ Mr. Postman To The Rescue
This note is not from an angry neighbor to an unpleasant one, but from a scared resident to the mailman.
Mr. Postman, this spider is very invasive and scares this person. Isn’t it your duty to see to its relocation?
A 7-foot-long python escaped, but don’t worry, it’s not dangerous at all!
Ha, and also note that this neighbor is really sorry for the inconvenience caused by this escape, especially this extreme terror and anxiety attack that you would surely feel?
Bad Mom: Caught ✔️
Not all superheroes wear a cape! This neighbor who left a note for this obviously overwhelmed mother is proof of that.
Or maybe this neighbor really is too intense and don’t mind its own business at all. It depends on which side of the story we see.
A man came across a llama who seemed lost on his morning jog. So, he notified his neighbors so someone can advise the situation.
The good news is that after this post, it only took 30 minutes for the llama to be brought back home!
That’s Embarassing 😳
Love notes are absolutely adorable! Well, unless they don’t reach their intended audience.
We can well imagine his surprise and embarrassment when he realized his mistake.
Those Are Really Bad Boys!
When you think about it, Jenna is really zen about those drunk neighbor boys who spied on her from her backyard while she was in bed with her girlfriend.
We certainly wouldn’t have been as sympathetic in our note!
The Spy Has Been Spotted 📷
Spying on your neighbors with a camera is so creepy. Everyone has the right to privacy, especially in the comfort of their own home.
These neighbors are really nice, though, because they give them a warning instead of just calling the police right away.
Tic Tac Couldn’t Wait 🍆🐴
It must be totally gross when you get to your car and smell horse piss all over it.
At least Stan was kind enough to apologize and leave money for the cleanup, which will certainly be necessary.
The placement of these two different signs feels a little too coincidental to us. While one person is looking for their lost parrot, the other is preparing a Parrot BBQ.
What is a Parrot BBQ, anyway? Should people dress up as parrots? Or are parrots the meal? Surely not… It must be just a bad joke from a neighbor. We hope so.
Worst Person Ever
Apparently, this person had a big problem with a neighbor stealing their plants. But really, who does that? Why would anyone need to steal another person’s plants?
But instead of tracking down the culprit to confront them, the plant owner decided to take a different approach, which was guilting the thief into stopping.
This Is An Interesting Mistake 🤔
We’ve seen many strange things happen after a person has consumed some substances, but this is a first.
Apparently, this doorknob looked like a muffin. How did this person manage to pull it off? Did they have a screwdriver on hand or something?
Living The Dream 🤩
The passive-aggressive notes are definitely the best, and we particularly like this one.
But you have to look on the bright side! This person gets to hone their stunt skills every day!