The Funniest Tinder Bios

1 Pros And Cons

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Attracted to someone’s photos, but unsure of what you could be getting into? Can they cook? Will they invade your space?

This person added a pro and cons list about themselves to their bio. What could go wrong?

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2 The Quote

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One speeding ticket, class president, and her mom as her wing woman? She’s the total package.

Just ask her best friend, who clearly is not amused with her date-seeking ideas.

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3 Hot And Bitter

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Swipe right if you’re hot and bitter. But you can’t be one or the other.

Wanting the perfect big spoon in bed? Someone who will let you love their pets? This is the person for you!

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4 Jackpot!

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She’s amazing in bed, down for threesomes, and only wants the occasional hook up? Score!

Just kidding, I think it’ll end up being a little more than that. But, don’t worry, your parents will love her.

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Deanos97

5 Uncommon Name

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What’s the point of meeting someone new if they can’t have a sense of humor?

She knows that her name is difficult to pronounce, so she made it easy for you!

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6 The Psych Student

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Imagine dating a psych student. They’d understand all of your cues before having to express them.

She’s given you subtle details to draw your own conclusion, but I’m pretty sure we can all picture what she’s trying to say.

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RickkyBobby

7 A Walk On The Beach

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Someone take this man on a walk on the beach!

But not an actual beach, and no actual sand. He can’t walk either. But he does have a good sense of humor!

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JiuJero

8 5-Star Ratings

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Simple tastes of only the best; makes sense.

Be careful of what you say to this woman; you could also end up on her review wall.

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humansbeingbros

9 Chivalry isn’t dead

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We all want a man who will take care of us. This man is the definition of chivalrous!

I mean, he did help a lady put her groceries back. He could’ve offered to help pay, but that’s beside the point.

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10 Just A Single Mom

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A girl who’s down for an ice-cold beer? That’s every man’s dream!

The only downside is that she is a single mom. Oh, waitjust kidding.

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TheGlitch32

11 Beware Of Enemies

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Who isn’t down for a little adventure? If you ask for her number, though, beware of her enemies.

This woman is a little mysterious. You could end up actually meeting her, or being chased down by someone else…

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d3fin3d

12 Tinder Reviews

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Imagine your ex-girlfriend hitting you up to review your relationship. It could be kind of fun!

Or you could realize that they didn’t exactly think of you like you thought they did. Or they could completely shut you down. What could go wrong?

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The_Venezian

13 Desperate Grandpa

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When your grandpa is sick and tired of hearing you complain about being single, he makes a Tinder profile to hunt down the perfect person for you.

Don’t worry, it’s not embarrassing. Well, maybe a little bit. But it’s fine.

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Thinking-About-Her

14 Dinner For Two

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Single and ready to mingle! And probably a bit full from eating both meals all alone.

At least you know she can cook!

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Andiththekid

15 Honestly Is The Best Policy

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Honesty is extremely important in relationships. You won’t have to worry with this one, she’s put it all upfront.

She may have been hit by a truck, but she’s still ready to get down and dirty.

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CoalTrain16

16 You Know What I Can’t Stand?

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What can you not stand? Wait, ahh. You can’t stand. 

What better way to handle your differences than with humor?

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17 It’s A Package Deal

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You don’t get the date unless you accept the fact that he will bring his friend along, too.

His friend being a plush toy, but a friend nonetheless. It will definitely be an interesting date.

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wvushy

18 Exciting Opportunities

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Have you ever been so irritated by a cop’s behavior and thought, “F*ck the police?”

Here is your opportunity. Probably the chance of a lifetime to literally… f*ck the police.

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19 Save The Turtles

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She’s down to get choked, and she’s down to save the sea turtles. We love a girl who takes initiative.

But seriously, though, pick up your trash.

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20 Let’s Get Comfortable

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You won’t have to, but you’ll want to. She doesn’t care either way.

It might be difficult at times to stop from letting one slip out… but you’ll definitely try your best.

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21 It’s A Lie

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Honey, I’m not sure that you understood exactly what the product was advertising. Or maybe you did?

Either way, you’ll be sure to get a laugh whenever you’re out with this one.

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22 Life’s Achievements

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Can cook? Check. But only instant noodles. Professional singer? Check. But only in the bathroom.

Never been to jail? Check. Unless it’s Monopoly jail. Watch out for this one, he likes to live on the wild side.

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23 Picture This

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Imagine how fast your heart would be beating on a date like this. It’d be ready to burst out of your chest!

Even though your adrenaline is racing, you stick it out. Only to end up getting robbed? What a waste.

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24 On The Hunt

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Tinder is the place to find someone, but I don’t think they mean you can find someone that’s been missing.

It’s worth a shot, though.

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25 I’m Your Type

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He could be your type! Or maybe only your blood type.

Either way, he has the potential to save your life!

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26 Meet Your New Stepdad

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Be careful bringing this guy around your mom. He’s already planned on being your stepdad.

Even though he’s joking, you can never be too cautious.

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27 Only Halfway Joking

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Mesmerizing eyes, perfect body, and a great personality? She’s everything you’ve been looking for!

She may only have one arm, but she isn’t afraid to joke about it.

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28 The Man Of My Dreams

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No one can truly compare to Danny DeVito. This girl has her heart set on him. (Or the cutout of him.)

I think her family probably thought it was weird the first time. A girl wants what she wants, though.

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29 Dream About It All Night

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Are you down for an adventure? You’d definitely get one with this guy.

Although, it probably won’t be what you think it is.

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Play3er2

30 He’s Packing

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Tinder is for meeting new people in a controlled environment.

You’d feel at ease seeing him pull out a gun to protect you from harm, only to realize that he’s really… protecting himself?

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ComradeLorenzo24

31 Chicken Nuggets, Anyone?

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She will share her Netflix password with you and her cherry stem tying skills. But will she share her chicken nuggets? Probably not.

She needs to enter a food eating contest. I mean, 30 chicken nuggets are quite a bit.

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32 Anything Is Possible

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He seriously does not compare to anyone else you have matched with on Tinder. He stands out!

The man of your dreams with your favorite pizza and a new dog? Anything is possible with this man.

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imjustadudeguy

33 Don’t Ask

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Don’t ask this girl for a topless photo or a little sneak peek in the shower.

You’re better off leaving it to the imagination, or seeing her in person.

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34 A Cool Guy

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When a mom thinks their child is cool, is it a good or bad sign?

He can juggle and backflip. Probably not at the same time, although that would be even cooler.

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35 Tamagotchi’s

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Just a married dad looking for a quick hookup.

Actually, he’s married to being a Tamagotchi dad. And wearing costumes, apparently.

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36 It’s A Win-Win

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It’s true though, either way, you swipe right and he ends up getting a match, or you swipe left and he gets an ego boost.

No matter which way you swipe, he wins.

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UmmOk

37 Let’s Leave Our Mark

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Looking to live life on the edge? Then go on a date with this girl!

I’d be careful about what I say and do; she does carry a knife with her.

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38 99 Problems

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She has 86 problems due to the patriarchy, clearly not caused by anything else.

She does not do one-night stand, but she does offer paid services to help your profile. It could be worth it!

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39 It’s Fate!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg?

According to the egg, the chicken does, in fact, come before the egg. Who knew?

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Victoria Pickard

Tori primarily finds herself in the marketing world. She spends her time using her creative abilities to craft content to help her clients succeed. She stays up to date with techniques and trends to help better her skills. When she is not creating content, you can find her relaxing with her dog or cleaning her apartment (which is a never-ending task!).

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