The Funniest Yard Signs You’ve EVER Seen
1 Grass Is Dreaming
Rather than ordering you to stay off the grass, this sign asks you to respect the rest and relaxation of the plants. After all, the grass is peacefully dreaming.
Do you want to ruin that by tromping through the greenery, turning their pleasant dreams into a nightmare? We didn’t think so.
2 No Soliciting
If a simple “no soliciting” sign isn’t doing the trick in keeping door-knockers away from your home, why not invest in an ultra-tall sign that sends an ultra-clear message?
That should work, don’t you think?
3 Help The Cat Quit Smoking
Honestly, dropping your cigarette butts anywhere that isn’t a trash can is pretty gross.
But rather than getting angry about the littering on their lawn, these homeowners decided to find the humor in the situation.
4 No Pooping
These homeowners aren’t playing around, and they do not want your dog’s poop on their lawn.
While some people might let it slide if they find a bit of dog poop here and there, these good citizens are holding their neighbors accountable.
5 Definitely Not Haunted
Before you buy a house, it’s absolutely imperative to know whether or not it’s haunted. After all, you don’t want to become the subject of your own horror movie.
This real estate agent decided to put all your fears to rest by putting “not haunted” on the sign out front.
6 Yard Sale
While some people love perusing through yard sales, they know the items they find aren’t going to be of the highest quality.
Rather than trying to frame their yard sale as a unique opportunity, these homeowners decided to lean into the unpolished nature of their goods.
7 No Smoking
Smoking is a bad habit, but some people can’t manage to quit.
Thankfully, these neighbors are making sure no one in their vicinity feels safe lighting up a cigarette.
What first seems to be a sign about a missing cat really takes a turn toward the end of the advertisement.
After dissing poor Eddie for his weight and lack of tricks, the poster of this sign makes it clear that he’s not exactly thrilled with his cat.
9 Love Notes
Love notes are absolutely adorable…unless they don’t reach their intended audience.
When this man put a love note on what he thought was his wife’s car, he imagined he was embracing the height of romance.
10 Dangerous Turtle
Truthfully, this sign just raises more questions, rather than providing answers.
First, is the turtle on the loose with the nunchucks? Second, how can the owner be so sure that his turtle is coming home?
11 Challenge Accepted
Everything about this sign was destined to fail. First, there’s the irony of putting a sign on the yard that reads “no signs on yard.”
But then, the arrangement gets even funnier when some clever local takes the directive as a challenge.
12 It Is So Big
Normal yard sale signs are so last year.
Now, it’s all about making a sign that will truly make your yard sale stand out, and this one definitely fits the bill.
13 Take My Ex’s Stuff
Yard sales are a chance to get rid of all the useless crap in your home.
This yard sale seller took that sentiment rather seriously.
14 Nothing Happened
Yard signs are often put up to send a message to neighbors, convey an important piece of information, or mark an important occasion.
But in this case, this homeowner decided to throw the rules of yard signs out the window.
15 Garage Thale
If you want knockout prices, you have to visit this garage sale.
This sign is simple, to the point, and a perfect way to encourage passing drivers to buy thome thstuff.
16 Not For Sale
While this sign is initially confusing, it slowly became clear to us that the seller is using the tactic of reverse psychology.
What better way to convince someone to buy your building than to tell them it’s totally, 100%, not available?
17 For Lease Navidad
Just because you have to put up a “for lease” sign doesn’t mean you can’t embrace the Christmas spirit. This property owner decided to create a sign that plays on the Spanish phrase, “Feliz Navidad.”
Not only does it advertise his property, but it also shows that he’s not a Christmas Grinch.
18 Desperate Times
They do say honesty is the best policy, and these homeowners definitely took that on board when they decided to advertise their yard sale.
Sure, they might have some things that you really need, but in general they’re just desperate to get rid of all their stuff.
19 Sexy Brown Grass
Some people just don’t know how to keep their lawn alive. But instead of feeling guilty about their dead grass, this homeowner decided to make the best of a bad situation. Brown grass is sexy—the sign says it, so it must be true.
Maybe the neighbors will start to embrace this new trend and this brown lawn won’t look so out of place.
20 Don’t Call 911
Obviously, this sign was posted because these poor horse owners were dealing with a few too many concerned citizens.
While it’s great that they’re worried about the health and safety of the horses, the animals probably don’t want to be disturbed by police sirens when they’re simply taking a nap. Remember, horses do lie down.
21 Your Move
Some neighbors are good, some neighbors are bad. But these neighbors?
We’re not really sure which category they fall into.
22 Parrot BBQ
The placement of these signs feels a little too coincidental. While one person is looking for their lost parrot, the other is preparing a feast.
If we had to guess, we’d say the parrot owner probably isn’t going to find their lost bird.
23 Quoting God
If you want to add some authority to your yard sign, just quote God. No one can argue with God! At least, that’s what this church is banking on.
Whether people listen to this lighthearted threat or not, it’s certainly an amusing way to attract more visitors to the church. You better attend on Sunday or you’ll be hearing from God himself!
24 You Still Have a Chance
Once you put something out on your lawn, it’s pretty clear that it’s of absolutely no use to you anymore. But when this person decided to put an entire exercise machine outside their house, they felt it needed some explanation.
Apparently, this impulse buy didn’t give them the results they were looking for. However, it’s nice of them to give it away for free in the hopes that it will go to a home where it might actually be used.
25 Cheating Husband
If you’re going to cheat, you should pretty much expect to be put on blast. But this wife took things to a new level by announcing her husband’s cheating ways to the entire neighborhood.
What’s more, she also named the women he cheated with! We’re sure Linnie will think twice before he cheats again.
26 Over the Hillville
Well, there’s obviously an older person living in this house. But instead of denying their advancing age, they decided to lean into it. As you can see, birthday cakes are strictly banned and any passing children should be wary of an achy person emerging from the home.
In fact, the whole neighborhood should know that these tenants might take a little longer to cross the street, and they don’t want to hear any complaints!
27 Free Beer
While other people are thinking of clever ways to advertise their yard sales, this homeowner decided to go with something that would definitely attract people to his home: free beer.
Even if you’re not a person who enjoys garage sales, the allure of free beer is too good to pass up. We’d definitely call this man a marketing genius.
28 It Died
Some people have the lucky gift of the green thumb.
But for others, no matter how hard they try, all their plants end up shriveled and dead. This yard sign is perfect for those people.
29 Grandpa Finally Died
Well, that’s one way to approach a garage sale.
While you may have lost a beloved family member, at least you can make a little extra cash by selling their stuff!
30 Exotic Herbs
This person has the right idea. If you have weeds in your yard, why admit that they’re weeds?
Instead, rebrand them as exotic herbs. Trust us, no one will know the difference.
31 Killing Me
Have you ever felt like your feet were killing you?
Well, your plants can relate.
Beware of the what?!
If your goal is to scare your friends and family when they arrive at your home, this sign does the trick. Who knows what could be waiting out there—perhaps lions, tigers, or bears, oh my!
33 Wet Our Plants
Do you just love spring? These people certainly do.
In fact, they love spring so much they wet their plants!
34 Stealing Plants
Apparently, this person had a big problem with someone stealing their plants.
But instead of tracking down the culprit, the plant owner decided to take a different approach—guilting the thief into stopping.
35 Fought The Lawn
Taking care of your yard is so much harder than it should be.
For some people, giving up is simply the better option rather than fighting the weeds and manicuring the lawn, only for it to look bad a week later.
36 Seeds Are Trying
Seeds are kind of like babies—they need a lot of time, attention, and patience while they grow.
This yard sign makes sure the seeds get the peace they need. Give them a break—they’re trying.
37 Wishful Thinking
A big part of gardening is simply hoping your plants will grow.
For these gardeners, wishful thinking is a big part of the process of putting together a thriving garden.
38 Selling The Look
If you see this yard sale sign, you’ll definitely head over to see what it’s all about.
I mean, even if you aren’t into men, it seems way too interesting to pass it up. Who could resist?
39 Not To Brag
In a world where everyone has taken extreme measures to stay healthy, washing your hands still seems to be the most neglected.
But this homeowner wants you to know that it has never been an issue for them. Go ahead, brag about it.
40 Jail Sale
This person is probably going away for a long time, so why would they need to keep any of their belongings?
Why not just sell everything and use the cash for something more important? Maybe for a lawyer or something, just a thought.
41 Keep Off, Please
This person has put in a lot of time and effort to get their grass green and healthy.
Just this patch, though, the rest doesn’t matter. So don’t step on the grass. It’s their baby.
42 Crap You May Need
Does anyone go to a yard sale and actually find something they need?
I feel like most of the time people just end up leaving with a bunch of random things and end up selling them in their own yard sales.
43 Zoom Meeting
It’s a little hard to enjoy your show when your boss keeps interrupting you.
Except it’s not a show, and it’s actually a zoom meeting, and you haven’t been paying attention to anything that has been said.
44 Hey Girl
When Ryan Gosling says let’s go to a yard sale, you go to a yard sale.
Even if it isn’t actually Ryan Gosling himself, it’s close enough. You need to go.
45 You Will Be Like
Have you ever been to a sale so good that you forced them to take your money?
No? Well, apparently you would have for this one. Even though people don’t usually have to be forced to accept money.
46 Beware Of…
Beware of… The attack rabbit? How could this cute little rabbit attack anything?
It’s true, these homeowners keep their rabbit out to deter any trespassers from entering their property. I wonder if it works?
47 More Concerned For The Animals
I think this should be a standard rule for any fence, whether it’s at the zoo or not. Either way, you definitely shouldn’t fall into their cages.
Not because they’re concerned for their guests’ well-being, but because the animals could get sick if they eat you.
48 Dumpster Diving
Honestly, it’s not too far off to compare attending a yard sale to dumpster diving. Even if you find something good, it’s probably not something you really need.
Still, it’s a whole lot cleaner than rummaging through the trash. That’s a good reason to visit, right?
49 Quarantine Mailbox
After having to quarantine for almost two years, most people have started to get the hang of it.
Even mailboxes! They don’t want to accidentally spread anything. Respect its wishes!
50 Department Store Sale
Do you ever wish that you could get department store items for garage sale prices? It would be the best thing ever!
Well, now is your chance. Get the items you love for half the price!
51 Happy Birthday
It’s the best feeling in the world when your friends and family decorate for your birthday. It really shows that they care, right?
Except for when they also use fake headstones as decorations. What are they trying to say?
52 Things For Sale
Estate sales are the best way to find great items for a great price. You never know what you could find.
Even though we all know that usually, we are buying a deceased person’s items. It’s better not to think about it, for your own sake.
53 Please Come
Have you ever accidentally broken something of your parents? They always give you the “look” of disappointment.
Why not make it up to them by selling all of your belongings? I’m sure they’ll love having to purchase a new TV as well as everything that you sold trying to make it up.
54 I Hope You’re Happy
It takes someone seriously inconsiderate to steal someone’s medication.
But, since they stole antidepressants, we really hope you’re happy now.
55 My Husband Made Me
Shopping addictions tend to get out of hand sometimes. I mean, it was on sale, so it’s justified. Now you have absolutely no room in your closet or any other storage space.
So it only makes sense that your husband would force you to sell some items. It’s time to bring out your inner Marie Kondo.
56 No Stones Please
Please, for the love of all things holy, do not throw stones at this sign.
The sign is obviously very important, let’s have some respect here.
57 Hoarders Paradise
When you watch TV shows about hoarders, you think to yourself, “I could never be that person.” Until you are.
Now, you have to sell so many things that were inside of your home. Most of these items you don’t even remember owning.
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Actually, no, I’m only here for the deals. It’s the deals I’m looking for.
59 Little Piggy
And this little piggy stayed home! Not by choice, though.
But if we’re being honest, staying home doesn’t seem like the worst idea in the world. It’s actually quite relaxing.
60 No Effort Given
As long as you can somewhat tell what the sign says, that’s all that matters, right?
Even if the spelling is horribly off. At least you know what they meant.
61 Rabbits And What?
Seeing rabbits for sale is odd, but not alarming. Seeing what else they have for sale definitely raises some flags.
Rabbits and babies? Who is selling babies? How much would someone even pay for them?
62 He Ate It
He ate property. Does he have something on the property that is edible?
Either way, there’s no parking. Don’t try or you may be forced to eat the property, too.
63 14 Again
Can you imagine being 14 again? All the things you did wrong, you would be able to do them the right way now.
Except, maybe you do something completely different. Who knows!
64 It Has What?
Warning! The pitbull has… AIDS? How does that even happen?
Don’t even worry about the dog, you should beware of the owner instead.
65 Like And Share
Please, like and share this post! They’re only trying to get the word out.
It’s all about the likes and shares nowadays. It doesn’t really matter what the post is about, as long as it’s viewed by everyone!
If you’re tired of being harassed by your parents, why not move out?
They won’t be able to control you then! The only catch is that you must pay your own bills.
If you aren’t a fly, do not trigger the fly traps! It is harmful to them!
If you are a fly, just ignore the sign and carry on. Don’t worry, you won’t even know what happened.
68 $2 to Watch
When your body feels dirty, all you want to do is take a nice hot shower. Plus, it’s only one dollar!
Why not just pay an extra dollar and watch?
69 Too Broke
Solicitors are always kind of annoying. After all, no one wants to be stuck in a long conversation with someone trying to sell them something they don’t really need. But these homeowners have a good idea of how to get rid of solicitors for good—just tell them you have no money.
If the solicitor knows you’re not going to buy anything, they’ll probably leave you alone. It’s a good tactic.
Funny Fun Fact
Here are some fun facts to entertain you and fuel your discussions!
- The photo considered to be the very first in the history of photography was taken in 1826 by Joseph Niepce. It is entitled “View From the Window” and required an 8-hour exhibition.
- Space smells like seared steak.
- Greenland Sharks can live to be over 500 years old.
- The moon sometimes has moonquakes. According to the U.S. Geological Survey, these are caused by tidal stresses connected to the distance between the Earth and the moon.
- Rowdy goats have to wear pool noodles on their horns.
- Pigeons are able to differentiate between the paintings of Monet and Picasso.
- Bee hummingbirds are so small that they are often mistaken for insects.
- In 2009, research conducted by Texas researchers and published in the journal PLOS One showed that Brazilian free-tailed bats could communicate distinguishable syllables and phrases to sing a love song to attract suitors.
- Humans are the only animals that blush or feel embarrassed—a most complex emotion that requires understanding the opinions of others as well as other factors.
- Sometimes one bee stings another.
- Matthew McKnight was hit by a car in 2001 and has since held the record for the greatest distance thrown in a car accident. The car was travelling at 70 miles per hour and McKnight was propelled 118 feet away. Fortunately, he survived.
- Since 2002, in Florida, pregnant pigs are constitutionally protected against caging. This amendment considers that during pregnancy, a pig must be able to turn around freely.
- The very first color photo dates back to 1861. It was taken by the British physicist James Maxwell.
- Your nostrils can only work one at a time. This explains, among other things, why, when you have a cold, you have only one blocked nostril at a time.
- The wood frog can refrain from peeing for up to 8 months.
- It has already happened that the total weight of ants on Earth equals the total weight of humans. This would have happened about 2,000 years ago.
- Manatees are also known as “floaty potatoes”.
- The very first aerial photograph was taken by the French inventor Turnache in 1858. He photographed the city of Paris from a balloon.
- There are only two mammals that enjoy spicy foods: humans and tree shrews.
- Just like humans, koalas have fingerprints.
- Sea lions can dance to a beat.
- Looking at a picture of a cute animal can increase your productivity.
- According to statistics, nowadays, only 2 out of every 10 photos taken with digital cameras are printed on paper.
- Rabbits can’t puke.
- A human sneeze occurs at 100mph. That’s faster than the maximum running speed of a cheetah, 4.5 times faster than Usain Bolt’s speed record and 20 times faster than Michael Phelps.
- Including humans, there would be about 8.7 million species on Earth.
- In the United States, more humans die each year because of a cow than because of a shark.
- There is a giant fish with a transparent head.
- Being bitten by the Lone Star tick can make you allergic to red meat.
- Cheetahs can’t roar, but they can purr, hiss, meow, and growl, just like our house cats.