The Weirdest Posts That You Will See On Facebook Marketplace
1 Cell Phone
Selling my phone! But, I don’t have a way to take pictures of it, because I’m using it. So, here’s how big it is when it’s in my hand. That’s enough, right?
It’s a little difficult to sell something when you use it every day and have no way of taking a picture of it. Do they have a way to get another phone? Are they prepared to have no way to contact anyone? So many questions!
2 Tanning Bed
A tanning bed for sale! The light bulbs are up to date and cheap to replace. What a bargain!
Only selling because the person who had it developed skin cancer after using it. It’s completely safe, though, no worries.
3 Golf Putter
When you find a score on Facebook Marketplace but you don’t plan on actually paying for it, just call up your friends! They’ll help you!
But make sure you message your friends and not the person selling the item. Or, better yet—just pay for it. Everyone wins.
4 Water
You might be wondering where you can buy a bottle of water. Why not get your water from this guy?
But only the water, the bottle is not included. So, bring your own bottle.
5 Eyebrow Services
Tired of looking at your pet’s face and you can’t tell their expression? Just hire this person to make an expression for them!
Granted, it will only be one facial expression, but your pet is guaranteed to love it!
6 Tablet Stand
Do you ever get frustrated trying to watch a movie on your tablet because it won’t stand up? Here’s your solution!
You need this tablet stand! It’s the perfect way for your tablet to stand upright. Plus, it doubles as decor!
7 Roller Skates
Is anyone interested in purchasing some roller skates? You’d have a great time! They are slightly used, but they still work just fine!
I bet they would give you a good deal for these bad boys. Just lace ’em up and you’re ready to go!
8 Christmas Ornaments
Christmas is right around the corner, and it’s better to start preparing now! Why not purchase these one-of-a-kind ornaments?
Don’t worry, they could rot on the inside and make your entire house stink, but you’d earn points for standing out! Even if it’s a horrible idea.
9 Coasters
Stop leaving worrying about your tables getting rings on them and purchase these coasters! Your guests will love them!
They’re so unique and will stop any rings from forming on your tables!
10 Camouflage Jacket
Sweet! A camouflage jacket! Just what I’ve been looking for!
When you wear this, no one will be able to see you. You can do anything you’ve ever wanted!
11 Pony
Selling a pony! He’s smaller than normal and sometimes barks, but that’s only because he’s bilingual.
Your kids have always dreamt of having their own pony!
12 Hiring
Looking for a posse! You must be cool, and you must be willing to learn how to rap and dance. You also need to wear a tracksuit.
Not gonna lie, this seems like a pretty good deal. I wonder if anyone actually took the offer?
13 Candle Holder
No, this isn’t a wine glass. This is a candle holder. It clearly holds candles and not wine.
Do-it-yourself projects are all the rage, but most people won’t buy someone’s homemade crafts when it’s cheaper to just do it themselves. Even if it is a multi-use item.
14 Cool Jacket
Looking for the perfect gift to get the cat lover in your life? Look no further!
This jacket is exactly what you need. It comes with its own cat hair—what’s better than that?
15 Edward Cullen
If you are a fan of Twilight, you have definitely thought about getting a lifesize cutout of your favorite character. Now is your chance!
Buy this cutout of Edward Cullen, it’s only slightly used. Not even sure what that means…
16 Do The Math
Two laptops for $380 and one for only $180? What a deal! Until you realize that they’re asking for more money to buy two instead of making the package cheaper.
Don’t worry! He realized the mistake. Now, you can buy both for $360 and one for $160. Wow!
17 Still For Sale?
Someone really wants to purchase this TV, but they somehow don’t understand what this person is saying.
Come on, stop wasting his time. He just wants the TV.
18 Interested?
Facebook Marketplace is full of people making some kind of mistake. Like, accidentally asking if something is still available.
Who would even ask that? Why would he think he’s interested when, clearly, he is not.
19 Chicken Nuggets
Stuck in a negotiation? Just go in with a slightly lower price and throw in a 10-piece nugget! Everyone loves free chicken nuggets.
Whoever this person is, wherever they are, I hope they enjoyed those nuggets. It seemed worth it.
20 Language Barrier
Obviously, you would ask for the dimensions of an item when you are interested in purchasing it.
Except for when the person selling the item doesn’t speak Spanish. What a bummer.
21 Babies
Who doesn’t need a pile of babies? Not real babies, obviously. Just these tiny plastic ones. There are so many uses for them!
Plus, they have barely been used and they come with a travel case. Score!
22 Corndogs
Get your corndogs here! Fresh, a little soggy, and ready to devour! They’re even clean!
I understand wanting your food to be clean, but this is absolutely NOT the way to do it.
23 Give Me A Minute
“Yeah, I want to purchase this, please. Just give me a minute to put my kids down first.”
Should someone tell him? Or do you think he’s realized by now?
24 AirPods
Just selling my AirPods, they are in perfect condition! Let’s make a deal!
Besides the fact that there is earwax deeply wedged into the auditory canal, they seem like a good deal.
25 Doritos
Looking for a light snack? Something crunchy? Why not purchase this single Doritos in a jar?
You won’t have to give in to the urge to eat the entire bag, since there is only one chip.
26 Mirror
Everyone needs a mirror in their home. It opens up the space and adds to the style! Plus, this mirror has wonderful detailing.
It might be a little haunted, but just keep your Bible on hand. That’ll work.
27 Coffin
Coffin for sale! It’s slightly used, but it wasn’t for long. It’s still in great condition and will last for a long time!
It’s probably a lot cheaper than the market price, but it doesn’t seem ethical to use a coffin that already had been in the ground with someone else in it. But, hey! What a deal.
28 Planter
Want to spice up your living space with a few plants? Why not use this cute little planter to add to the ambiance?
We know that it looks like it came straight from Toy Story and might come alive during the night, but what else would your plants go in?
29 Adopting A Kitten
Everything about this post is just so off, from “purchasing” a cat on Facebook to saying it must be in “mint” condition.
When replying to someone’s ad, you should be more clear than this person. You never know what some people might assume.
30 BBQ Grill
You can’t go camping without a grill and a cooler. So, why not combine the two?
This way, you won’t forget to bring them both! Plus, you can use the bowl of the grill once you’re done eating!