The Weirdest Posts That You Will See On Facebook Marketplace

The Weirdest Posts That You Will See On Facebook Marketplace
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1 Cell Phone

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Selling my phone! But, I don’t have a way to take pictures of it, because I’m using it. So, here’s how big it is when it’s in my hand. That’s enough, right?

It’s a little difficult to sell something when you use it every day and have no way of taking a picture of it. Do they have a way to get another phone? Are they prepared to have no way to contact anyone? So many questions!

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2 Tanning Bed

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A tanning bed for sale! The light bulbs are up to date and cheap to replace. What a bargain!

Only selling because the person who had it developed skin cancer after using it. It’s completely safe, though, no worries.

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3 Golf Putter

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When you find a score on Facebook Marketplace but you don’t plan on actually paying for it, just call up your friends! They’ll help you!

But make sure you message your friends and not the person selling the item. Or, better yetjust pay for it. Everyone wins.

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4 Water

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You might be wondering where you can buy a bottle of water. Why not get your water from this guy?

But only the water, the bottle is not included. So, bring your own bottle.

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5 Eyebrow Services

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Tired of looking at your pet’s face and you can’t tell their expression? Just hire this person to make an expression for them!

Granted, it will only be one facial expression, but your pet is guaranteed to love it!

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6 Tablet Stand

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Do you ever get frustrated trying to watch a movie on your tablet because it won’t stand up? Here’s your solution!

You need this tablet stand! It’s the perfect way for your tablet to stand upright. Plus, it doubles as decor!

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7 Roller Skates

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Is anyone interested in purchasing some roller skates? You’d have a great time! They are slightly used, but they still work just fine!

I bet they would give you a good deal for these bad boys. Just lace ’em up and you’re ready to go!

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8 Christmas Ornaments

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Christmas is right around the corner, and it’s better to start preparing now! Why not purchase these one-of-a-kind ornaments?

Don’t worry, they could rot on the inside and make your entire house stink, but you’d earn points for standing out! Even if it’s a horrible idea.

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9 Coasters

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Stop leaving worrying about your tables getting rings on them and purchase these coasters! Your guests will love them!

They’re so unique and will stop any rings from forming on your tables!

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10 Camouflage Jacket

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Sweet! A camouflage jacket! Just what I’ve been looking for!

When you wear this, no one will be able to see you. You can do anything you’ve ever wanted!

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11 Pony

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Selling a pony! He’s smaller than normal and sometimes barks, but that’s only because he’s bilingual.

Your kids have always dreamt of having their own pony!

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12 Hiring

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Looking for a posse! You must be cool, and you must be willing to learn how to rap and dance. You also need to wear a tracksuit.

Not gonna lie, this seems like a pretty good deal. I wonder if anyone actually took the offer?

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13 Candle Holder

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No, this isn’t a wine glass. This is a candle holder. It clearly holds candles and not wine.

Do-it-yourself projects are all the rage, but most people won’t buy someone’s homemade crafts when it’s cheaper to just do it themselves. Even if it is a multi-use item.

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14 Cool Jacket

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Looking for the perfect gift to get the cat lover in your life? Look no further!

This jacket is exactly what you need. It comes with its own cat hairwhat’s better than that?

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15 Edward Cullen

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If you are a fan of Twilight, you have definitely thought about getting a lifesize cutout of your favorite character. Now is your chance!

Buy this cutout of Edward Cullen, it’s only slightly used. Not even sure what that means…

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16 Do The Math

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Two laptops for $380 and one for only $180? What a deal! Until you realize that they’re asking for more money to buy two instead of making the package cheaper.

Don’t worry! He realized the mistake. Now, you can buy both for $360 and one for $160. Wow!

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17 Still For Sale?

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Someone really wants to purchase this TV, but they somehow don’t understand what this person is saying.

Come on, stop wasting his time. He just wants the TV.

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18 Interested?

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Facebook Marketplace is full of people making some kind of mistake. Like, accidentally asking if something is still available.

Who would even ask that? Why would he think he’s interested when, clearly, he is not.

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19 Chicken Nuggets

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Stuck in a negotiation? Just go in with a slightly lower price and throw in a 10-piece nugget! Everyone loves free chicken nuggets.

Whoever this person is, wherever they are, I hope they enjoyed those nuggets. It seemed worth it.

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20 Language Barrier

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Obviously, you would ask for the dimensions of an item when you are interested in purchasing it.

Except for when the person selling the item doesn’t speak Spanish. What a bummer.

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21 Babies

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Who doesn’t need a pile of babies? Not real babies, obviously. Just these tiny plastic ones. There are so many uses for them!

Plus, they have barely been used and they come with a travel case. Score!

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22 Corndogs

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Get your corndogs here! Fresh, a little soggy, and ready to devour! They’re even clean!

I understand wanting your food to be clean, but this is absolutely NOT the way to do it.

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23 Give Me A Minute

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“Yeah, I want to purchase this, please. Just give me a minute to put my kids down first.”

Should someone tell him? Or do you think he’s realized by now?

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24 AirPods

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Just selling my AirPods, they are in perfect condition! Let’s make a deal!

Besides the fact that there is earwax deeply wedged into the auditory canal, they seem like a good deal.

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25 Doritos

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Looking for a light snack? Something crunchy? Why not purchase this single Doritos in a jar?

You won’t have to give in to the urge to eat the entire bag, since there is only one chip.

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26 Mirror

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Everyone needs a mirror in their home. It opens up the space and adds to the style! Plus, this mirror has wonderful detailing.

It might be a little haunted, but just keep your Bible on hand. That’ll work.

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27 Coffin

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Coffin for sale! It’s slightly used, but it wasn’t for long. It’s still in great condition and will last for a long time!

It’s probably a lot cheaper than the market price, but it doesn’t seem ethical to use a coffin that already had been in the ground with someone else in it. But, hey! What a deal.

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28 Planter

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Want to spice up your living space with a few plants? Why not use this cute little planter to add to the ambiance?

We know that it looks like it came straight from Toy Story and might come alive during the night, but what else would your plants go in?

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29 Adopting A Kitten

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Everything about this post is just so off, from “purchasing” a cat on Facebook to saying it must be in “mint” condition.

When replying to someone’s ad, you should be more clear than this person. You never know what some people might assume.

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30 BBQ Grill

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You can’t go camping without a grill and a cooler. So, why not combine the two?

This way, you won’t forget to bring them both! Plus, you can use the bowl of the grill once you’re done eating!

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Victoria Pickard

Tori primarily finds herself in the marketing world. She spends her time using her creative abilities to craft content to help her clients succeed. She stays up to date with techniques and trends to help better her skills. When she is not creating content, you can find her relaxing with her dog or cleaning her apartment (which is a never-ending task!).

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