The Most Ridiculous Posts On The Internet
Good idea! Let’s practice celibacy to set a good example for our kids…
You can’t have kids if you’re a virgin. This isn’t biblical times and our children aren’t Jesus.
Being pregnant for 27 months is quite a frightening thought.
Except, it isn’t actually possible. But still scary to think about.
There have been quite a few Super Bowls, as well as Presidents.
The only problem with this is that the Super Bowl occurs once a year, and Presidents serve one 4-year term, some of them serving 2 terms being 8 years in total.
When you’re little, you don’t really understand how sex works, but as an adult, you pretty much get the idea.
Gay sex is a different story, apparently. I don’t think it happens like this, though.
This would make sense if Beyoncé had a #1 single in 100 continents since there are only 7.
But there are quite a bit more countries in the world. Definitely making it possible to become #1 in over 100.
The Cavemen Survived
Good question—how did the cavemen survive, but not the dinosaurs?
Probably because they didn’t exist at the same time, but that’s just a thought.
Sometimes people talk, and it really makes you think.
For example, is 2020 the same backward? No, but this person definitely didn’t take the time to think about it.
The Number Four
The number four is the only number that has the same number of letters as its value.
What about “to?” I mean two… oh.
Men get a DNA test to prove that they are the child’s father. But why don’t women?
It’s not like the child actually grew inside of them for 9 months, but who knows?
If you lived under a rock, this would be a pretty mind-boggling sight. How did the ice fit inside of the bottle?
It’s not like ice melts into water… or water freezes into ice.
How? How does someone get into college with this kind of statement?
Sweetie, San Francisco is in… never mind.
Guess The Age
My sister was half my age when I was 6. I’m 70 now, so how old is she?
35, obviously. I mean, it’s simple math, really…
Hello New York
Leaving the states and saying hello to the Big Apple!
Come on, maybe you should retake your “geology” class.
Everything that is good for your body should be able to be consumed through the mouth, right?
Why is it that we can’t take a vaccine with a spoon? Did this person end up trying out their theory?
Does It Come From Pluto?
They both say “Pluto”, so it makes sense, right? Why would they not come from the same place?
Bless your heart, sweetie.
Do They Have Brains?
Do dogs have brains if they can’t talk? It’s an interesting thought, really.
They bark, walk, eat, sleep, breathe… but do they have brains?
Excuse me, Mr Sun, do you mind rescheduling your “performance?” My child has school the next morning.
It’s not convenient for us, let’s try this weekend.
How Old Is The Earth?
So, you’re telling me the earth is 2019 years old? That doesn’t make sense.
I think the scientists are lying to us and pushing their own agenda. Clearly, something is going on here…
Christians Against Dinosaurs
Why are these so-called “bones” in perfect condition? Why are they being held together with wire and plaster, huh?
I mean, where is your proof? How do you know that organs and muscles can decay?
I’m curious, what was your last meal? Anyone?
Death row inmates get their last meal before, well, you know. But he doesn’t.
It’s simple. You are either a man or a woman.
Women have reproductive organs. Men… don’t?
Finally, a lifelong debate ended. Just look at the proof!
This tool clearly shows that it’s a flat surface. Oops—I meant flat earth.
It Doesn’t Make Sense
Why doesn’t the earth, you know, just fall down?
What’s holding it in its place? The world may never know!
Sun On Mars?
You’re telling me that all the planets in our Solar System circle the same sun??
It can’t be! There’s sun on Mars?
The Year 3000
A child born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they are 80 years old. That’s crazy!
Obviously, it will go from 2099 straight to 3000. Duh.
You follow the rules of PEMDAS only to find that your answer isn’t on the test.
Is it you? Did you just forget the rules of math? The answer is obviously 16.
Why is there a “0” for a number on a birthday candle? No one turns zero years old.
It’s not like anyone can turn 10, 20, 30… well, you get it.
It’s true, people are constantly dying, and babies are constantly being born. So, why isn’t the population zero?
It makes sense… if you don’t think about it.
There was no advanced technology back then to be able to view someone’s skeleton with an X-ray machine.
So, how did they know what they looked like? Oh, dead people.
Essential Oils And What?
Essential oils are the perfect aid in relaxation. Lavender, eucalyptus, you name it!
Essential oils and… what? That’s a new one.
I mean, think about it; Bill Gates could evenly distribute his wealth to every individual and still have enough money left over for himself.
He would still be a billion air! It’s crazy.
This Is Awkward
We were all taught proper English in school. So, if you don’t know the difference between “there” “their” and “they’re”…
“Your a idiot.” It hurts to read.
The sole purpose of your job is to believe in science. Yet, your coworker is anti… science?
Apparently, people in various industries face the same issues.
A Quarter Till 9
Don’t you hate it when you ask someone for the time and they respond with “It’s a quarter ’till 9?”
Like, just say it’s 8:75. What’s so hard about that?
A list of the highest-paid females. A. List. Of. Females.
There is not one male musician on this list. It’s almost as if it was a list of female musicians.
Am I Older?
My sister was born six years before me. But the year I was born is larger…
So, am I older than her? Also, I’m a female if that helps clear it up.
I Can’t Be Sure
I’m afraid the man I had a baby with was cheating on me. Now, I feel like he got me pregnant with her child, not mine! How do I know that it’s my child and not hers?
Did the education system fail us, or just this lady?
Can I Drink Orange Juice?
If you have ever been bitten by a turtle, be careful! Don’t try and drink orange juice, you may end up in a coma.
Apparently, the orange juice “activates” the turtle venom in your body.
Are Skeletons Real?
It’s the most bizarre thing—my friend’s mom was chased by a skeleton. But I don’t think they’re real…
It could’ve been a Halloween prank, or, you know, an actual skeleton just chasing someone down the street.
60 seconds equals one minute, right? And, one minute plus one minute equals two minutes?
Then, how come when you add 60 seconds plus 60 seconds, it equals 1 minute and 20 seconds, not two minutes? Maybe, just maybe, it equals 120 seconds… But I could be wrong.