The Funniest Yard Signs You’ve EVER Seen

Why don’t you invest in an ultra-tall sign that sends an ultra-clear message? In our opinion, it would be rather difficult to be more clear than that. So, that should work, don’t you think? This sign refers to all forms of solicitations, so no one can say that the sign was not addressed to them!

But rather than getting angry about the littering on their lawn, these homeowners decided to find the humor in the situation. After all, a reproach goes down better with a touch of humor, isn’t that right? These homeowners really are the perfect neighbors; not everyone would respond to the situation so nicely!

While some people might let it slide if they find a bit of dog poop here and there, these good citizens are holding their neighbors accountable. Probably this situation happens a little too often, and now, they have had enough. Who would live well with such a problem in the long run, anyway?

So, rather than trying to frame their yard sale as an incredible and unique opportunity, these homeowners decided to lean into the unpolished nature of their goods and be quite honest. What you will find at this garage sale is crap. But it could be good and useful crap for you!

Let’s face it, it’s just another way of trying to remedy a situation. One wonders, however, how much these people will be appreciated by their neighbors when they seem so motivated to meddle in other people’s affairs…

We can well imagine his surprise and embarrassment when he realized his mistake, however. We hope that this small error did not cause any discomfort between the neighbors, but we also hope that a heart was not broken following this erratum!

Let’s face it, a turtle and nunchucks are not two things you usually carry around at the same time. So first of all, is the turtle on the loose with the nunchucks or are they lost separately? Second, how can the owner be so sure that his turtle is coming home?

First, there’s the irony of putting a sign on the yard that reads “no signs on yard.” But then, the arrangement gets even funnier when some clever local takes the directive as a challenge. It’s a pretty funny sight, that’s for sure! By any chance, is comedian Celeste Barber behind this?

These days, it’s all about making a sign that will truly make your yard sale stand out in comparison to all others, and this one definitely fits the bill. We have to admit, this sign is original and eye-catching! Be advised, this yard sale is so big!

And after all, yard sales are a chance to get rid of all the useless crap in your home, right? This yard sale seller took that sentiment rather seriously, and by the look of this sign, we understand these two former lovers didn’t remain friends.

But in this case, this homeowner decided to throw the rules of yard signs out the window, to be original and to do as he pleases. So, he put up that sign. It’s still pretty interesting to know that absolutely nothing happened there on 1st April 1780, though!

This sign is rather simple and goes straight to the point. It’s also a perfect way to encourage passing drivers to buy thome thstuff. That’s what garage thale are for, after all! Ha ha! It’s just a harmless little joke!

After all, what better way to convince someone to buy your building than to tell them it’s totally, 100%, not available? All this is pretty logical. What is forbidden to us becomes immediately more attractive, doesn’t it?

Honestly, we love the wordplay. It’s literally perfect! Not only does it tell passers-by that his property is for rent, but it also shows that he’s not a Christmas Grinch at all, quite the contrary. We would love to see his other decorations!

Maybe the neighbors will start to embrace this new trend and this brown lawn won’t look so out of place in a couple of weeks. If not, well, it’s also good to be different sometimes! If everything was the same, the world would be boring, right?

And while it’s great that they’re worried about the health and safety of the horses, the animals probably don’t want to be disturbed by police sirens when they’re simply taking a nap. Remember, horses do lie down, sometimes. It’s normal. They’re not sick or dead.

Seriously, how much can a neighbor’s yard bother you to the point of calling the police? Is this neighbor a little intolerant, maybe? One thing is certain: that is a lot of flamingos! But if this person likes pink flamingos so much, that’s their business.

But if we had to guess, we would say the parrot owner probably isn’t going to find their lost bird. But a person could not be that cruel… Right? It’s only a not-so-funny joke, surely. We don’t think that the lost parrot’s owner will attend the Parrot BBQ, though.

In the end, whether people listen to this lighthearted threat or not, it’s certainly an amusing way to attract more visitors to the church. You better attend the mass on Sunday or you’ll be hearing from God himself! You can be sure of that.

It’s always a bit dodgy when an item is in good condition and has to be donated, after all. But apparently, this impulse buy didn’t give them the results they were looking for. However, it’s nice of them to give it away for free in the hopes that it will go to a home where it might actually be used.

What’s more, she also named the women he cheated with! We’re sure Linnie will think twice before he cheats again. And let’s bet that Luann and Vivian won’t dare to set foot in this neighborhood again anytime soon. If I were them, I wouldn’t want to come face to face with this woman!

In fact, the whole neighborhood should know that these tenants might take a little longer to cross the street, and they don’t want to hear any complaints! So choose another route or be patient! We still admire the sense of humor of this elderly person.

We would definitely call this man a marketing genius. But could this be a tactic to compensate for the lack of interesting items for sale? I mean, what he has to sell may be crap, but after a few beers, maybe they’ll seem more interesting…!

This yard sign is perfect for those poor people. They did what they could, but unfortunately it wasn’t enough. Judging by all the greenery around this sign, though, this plant doesn’t seem to be much of a problem here. On the contrary, it seems quite alive to us!

This sign still seems slightly insensitive to us, though. Maybe this grandfather was really unpleasant, because this grandchild does not seem to feel much pain. Maybe this man was really old, and it is known that the most stupid and evil people live the longest!

So instead, this clever person rebrand the weeds on their yard as exotic herbs. Trust us, no one will know the difference and you’ll seem to really know your way around herbs! However, be prepared to answer questions from the curious who want to learn more about your famous exotic herbs!

Your feet are killing them! You have to stop trampling on these plants right now, please. You are hurting them, and that is very bad. Would you really want the death of these plants on your conscience? We are absolutely sure you don’t.

If your goal is to scare your friends and family when they arrive at your home, well, good job. This sign definitely does the trick. Who knows what could be waiting for you out there—perhaps lions, tigers, or bears! Oh my! Visitors beware!

We must admit, this sign is quite funny. It’s hard to think of a better pun than that one, don’t you think? Clearly, many people have to read this sign twice before they really understand what is really going on. In any case, that was our case!

But instead of tracking down the culprit to confront them, the plant owner decided to take a different approach, which was guilting the thief into stopping. And indeed, punching kittens seems a lot worse to us than stealing plants.

Persistence is not always the best option, you know. As they say, the grass is always greener on the other side, after all. This is probably the case here. and this person seems to live very well with it. There you go, one less problem to deal with!

With this in mind, this yard sign makes sure the seeds get the peace they need to reach their growing goals. Please, give them a break—they’re trying. And they’re probably trying really hard. If given a chance, we are sure they will succeed.

For these gardeners, wishful thinking is indeed a big part of the process of putting together a thriving garden. It’s not for everyone to have a green thumb, you know! And from this sign they put up, we would tend to believe that they are more or less confident in their abilities as gardeners.

I mean, even if you aren’t into men, it seems way too interesting to pass it up. This garage sale will definitely be an experience! So, who could resist? You might find some unusual and original things at this garage sale. See you there!

But this homeowner wants you to know that washing their hands—with hand soap, what’s more!—has never been an issue for them. Go ahead, brag about it. At least you’re not one of those selfish people spreading germs everywhere!

So, with that in mind, why not just sell everything and use the cash for something more important? Maybe for a lawyer or something. It’s just a thought. We don’t know much about prison, but it makes sense for us to need a lawyer if we’re there.

This lawn already looks like it has had a really bad time, so there’s no need to add to it. Please keep of the grass. Do as they ask. It’s their baby, after all. They worked hard for it. Help them keep this little patch of grass together.

We feel like most of the time people just end up leaving with a bunch of random things, which they will eventually end up selling in their own yard sales in a couple of years. But sometimes we can be surprised. One person’s crap can be another person’s delight!

Except, sadly, you don’t seem to really have a choice, here. Because it’s not a show. According to your boss, it’s actually a zoom meeting, and you haven’t been paying attention to anything that has been said. You might be in trouble, now.

Even if it isn’t actually THE Ryan Gosling himself, we think it’s close enough. You absolutely need to go. You never know, you could be missing out on an incredible opportunity to meet him! Or not. But if you don’t go, you won’t know!

But apparently you would have to argue with the seller at this garage sale. Their stuff is so amazing that you’ll want to buy it all, and at full price! In any case, this sign seems to bode well. You might just find that rare gem at this garage sale!

But apparently, if we believe this sign, it’s true! These homeowners keep their rabbit out to deter any trespassers from entering their property. We wonder if it works? It is very difficult to imagine this pretty rabbit attacking a trespasser.

But it’s absolutely not because they are concerned for their guests’ well-being, on the contrary. They worry because the animals could get sick if they eat you. Animals are the number one priority for them. Please be aware of that.

But still, buying something at a yard sale is usually a whole lot cleaner than rummaging through the trash. If not, get out of there immediately. So, that’s a good reason to visit a yard sale, right? But unlike dumpster diving, your finds won’t be free.

After all, germs are dangerous. Just imagine what could happen if the mailman is contaminated. Maybe the bills are contaminated too! It’s best not to take any chances. No one is trying to get away without paying bills, it’s a totally altruistic measure.

Well, now is your chance. According to that sign, you certainly don’t want to miss that yard sale. Get all the items you love for about half the price! This garage sale could turn out to be as incredible as the cavern of Ali Baba!

Well, maybe except for when your friends and family also use fake headstones as decorations to put on your lawn. What are they trying to say, exactly? Should we be worried about Bob? Or do they just consider 50 to be really old?

But when they are unfortunately no longer with us, well, they definitely won’t need them anymore. And even though we all know that we usually are buying a deceased person’s items, it may be better not to think about it, for your own sake.

So, to make you feel less miserable, why not make it up to them by selling all of your belongings? I’m sure they’ll love having to purchase a new, more recent TV as well as everything that you sold trying to make it up.

But since this inconsiderate thief stole antidepressants, we really hope you’re happy now. Because we guess that the person from whom they were stolen is not. We also hope that you needed these anti-depressants and that it is not just an absolutely free theft.

So it only makes sense that your husband would force you to sell some items. But it is so heartbreaking! How do you choose what to keep and what to sell? Well, it’s time to bring out your inner Marie Kondo, we’d say.

We still have several questions about this sign, though. First, why is this sign there to begin with? What is its purpose? Except for not having stones thrown at it, of course? It’s kind of ironic to put up a sign only to ask to not throw rocks at it. It almost seems like reverse psychology and that whoever put up the sign actually wants rocks to be thrown at it!

And now, turns out you have to sell so many things that were inside of your home because there’s absolutely no space to store them anymore. Most of these items you don’t even remember owning. It must be a strange feeling.

Anyway, you have to admit that this sign is absolutely perfect! Everyone understands the reference, and there’s nothing like a little humor and a good song to attract customers, don’t you think? We are ready to go anytime!

But if we’re being honest, staying home doesn’t seem like the worst idea in the world to us. It’s actually quite relaxing, so maybe this little piggy is happy about that situation too! After all, there’s no place better than home.

Even if the spelling is horribly off. At least you know what they meant. You understand that there is a sale, and where to go to find it. That’s all you need to know. After all, “garage” or “groj,” it sounds pretty much the same if you say it fast!

Rabbits and babies? Oh, sorry, babys. But whatever. The real question here is not who can’t spell the word “babies” correctly, but rather who is selling babies? How much would someone even pay for them? But in fact, we don’t think we really want to know…

Either way, there’s no parking. Don’t even search for one, you won’t find any. At least this part of the sign is pretty clear. Don’t try to park there or you may be forced to eat the property, too, whatever that means.

Except, maybe you do something completely different, and still ruin your life anyway. Who knows! There are so many possibilities and opportunities to make the wrong decisions that, in the end, nothing is certain! But it’s your life, after all, so you can do whatever you want with it!

So, does the owner have AIDS? Could he have passed it on to his dog in some probably questionable way? If so, can the dog transmit it to us like rabies if we ever trespass and he bites us? Or did this dog owner just wanted to scare people a little more because the traditional dog sign didn’t work? So many questions!

And it doesn’t really matter what the post is about, as long as it’s viewed by absolutely everyone! This particular post would be harder to like and share than other ones, though. But give us a moment, we’ll figure something out.

Think about it. Your parents won’t be able to control you anymore once you’re gone from home! The only tiny catch, though, is that you must pay your own bills, so you’ll need to find a job and work. So maybe you should think about it a little more.

If you are a fly, though, just ignore the sign and carry on. This sign is absolutely not for you. Anyway, flies that can read are pretty rare around here. So don’t worry, you won’t even know what happened. It won’t even hurt!

But that’s not all! Why would you not pay an extra dollar and watch? Watching what exactly, however, is not clear. Watching the shower? It would be more expansive than taking one, so that’s weird. Or watching someone taking a shower? It seems very inappropriate to us.

But these homeowners have a good idea of how to get rid of solicitors for good—just tell them you have no money. If the solicitor knows you’re not going to buy anything, they’ll probably leave you alone. It’s a good tactic.

You will experience the most beautiful moment of your life! What’s more, you could literally end up swinging. Just look at the sign! Maybe you won’t be swinging in the way you would prefer, but anyway. Seriously, don’t miss it.

Seriously, just take a moment and imagine all the things that would be sold at this psycho grandmas’s garage sale. You never know what you would find, but you certainly want to go and take a look! We promise you amazing things!

What’s more, it helps encourage pet owners to neuter their pets. It’s quite amazing, in fact, the number of people who downplay the importance of this intervention, so we have to talk about it. It is a very important intervention for several reasons.

Who would want to end up looking like that trashcan after seeing this sign? Poor R2-D2, his life has not always been easy, but we had no idea how much! Meth is bad. Really, rerally bad. Please, don’t do meth. Ever.

But for all things holy, do not jog by this person’s house if you don’t have *decent* clothing on. That means, at least shorts and a t-shirt, we would say. Don’t even think about walking past this house shirtless or wearing just a sports bra. Otherwise, their children will be traumatized.

This coffee shop did receive one comment that didn’t really seem positive, though. However, the business seems to take this comment with humor, and it even takes advantage of it by advertising their business with it! So, would you want to try the worst coffee that some lady had in her life? The choice is yours!

Imagine if Higgins runs out of battery right in front of the sea and a wave washes it away! Otherwise, Karen will have to go back to the store and try to trade in her beloved Higgins without even having him! Even a Karen is not likely to get away with it.

So even if it’s just an accident, sorry, but you need to leave. If you haven’t been able to hold it in, it’s probably a sign that you’ve had enough. No one wants to see that. Or smell that. You’re a grown-up, so act like one, please.

That’s exactly the case with this cute cat, here. Its owner seems rather used to its questionable actions, however, if this sign is to be believed. If you see this cat, just keep moving along. He is not stuck. He’s just a little weird.

Maybe this landowner knows some things about them that we don’t. So, please, do as he asks and keep these wildflowers gate closed. We wouldn’t want any wildflowers running loose in the city! They’ve done all they can.

There is no question of eggs or meat here. Right? All this sounds a little weird. And maybe a little scary? In any case, it seems like these kids would be a handful. So please be careful and don’t drive too fast for the children’s and the chickens’ sake.

There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop that cat. You should know better, anyway. Cats are masters of the world, and what cat wants, human must want, too. There is no other way. No one can stop a cat from doing what it wants.

If you are a lion, please read that sign carefully. You need to be aware that humans have the right of way here, and it totally doesn’t matter that you’re a lion. What are you going to do, exactly? Attack them? Yeah, right.

The woman posted her big sign on a Friday, sharing a photo of her posing alongside it on Facebook, and then, two friendly linemen showed up at her house the following Monday. In the end, her ploy worked pretty well!

May that message on the sign be literal or figurative, we’re not really sure, but it doesn’t matter. They got their sign. That’s the only important thing to know. Do with that what you will. We like to think he needed a sign to confirm something, and he took matters into his own hands to get it.

Correct spelling is rarely essential to understanding a message, but in this case, we have to admit that it could be very confusing, and it could cost you some money. Let’s just say we wouldn’t risk parking there if we were you, just in case.

Sometimes a seemingly harmless dog can turn out to be quite fearsome, you know. It is well-known that it is always better not to trust appearances, so don’t take any chances, because you never know! Listen to the sign and ring the bell.

But not to worry, though, because catscan! The cats will come to the rescue! Given their ingratitude, however, this may not be a good thing… Not enough petting, too much petting, and voilà, they refuse to treat you.

You really have to love America to put that sign up. And you really have to love America a lot to consider it the best country in the whole nation. Or maybe you simply don’t know what a country or a nation is… But hey, who are we to judge? We love America, too!

One wonders what one could find in this garage sale. Toys for children? Underwater stuff? Yellow sponges? So many possibilities! In any case, we advise you to go to that garage sale. You’ll certainly find some nice little treasures!

Everyone knows that the average healthy adult can hold off going to the bathroom indefinitely. So go ahead and wait until you’re back home if you’re not a disabled, elderly, pregnant child! There is no need to clog up this bathroom, which must certainly be very busy to accommodate this strange type of person.

In this case, we can say without any doubt that they are definitely bitter, and instead of separating their assets, they decided to divest themselves of them, because it’s easier. So, you might end up leaving with something good!

After dissing poor Eddie for his weight and lack of tricks, the poster of this sign makes it clear that he’s not exactly thrilled with his cat. But he’s lost his keys, and Eddie seems the perfect reward to entice anyone who finds his keys to bring them back. We’re still glad the cat is not lost after all, though!

But this real estate agent decided to be proactive and to put all your fears to rest by putting a “not haunted” mention on the sign out front. So the subject is closed, you know what to expect from the start. You can buy this house without fear, it’s safe.

Sure, these people might have some things that you really need at their alley sale, but really, they’re just desperate to get rid of all their stuff. Go see them and do your good deed for the day! These people need money, be generous!

Whether you are happy, sad, angry, or any other emotion you might be feeling that day, they want you to come on in and enjoy a nice glass of your favorite poison. Why not give in to temptation? It might do you good!

Apparently, for this business, a pooping problem created the need for constant video surveillance. Hopefully, the cameras encouraged the person at fault to take care of their bathroom problems in private, unless they want people to watch them.

But the church draws a comparison between this ancient act and something more of us can relate to: not reading the terms and conditions for our Apple devices. It seems ignoring official warnings is something outside the bounds of space and time.

The sign doesn’t say the field is private property, but it also says it has no official use for the public. In other words, the sign is a completely unhelpful and superfluous statement. What a waster of time.

Thief, don’t waste your time robbing this house, it could cost you.

You have to be careful and not run or jump, and of course, peeing in the water is not allowed. But wearing a swimsuit is optional!

So they figured out the best way to get people’s attention to their sign. It’s no secret that sex attracts attention and sells!

So he took matters into his own hands to warn dog owners. This sign is pretty convincing!

Becky will definitely be at this garage sale, because look! This sale is so big! And so is this sign!

And clearly, it will catch the attention of all Star Wars fans too! We hope he sells things related to this famous saga!

Now everyone who passes by knows that this man cheated on his wife.

Unless they are selling thin mints. Then these people might be interested. But otherwise, no!

Our hearts go out to this woman. We hope she gets to sell all her things because he definitely doesn’t deserve them back!

So if Batman says go to that yard sale, we go to that yard sale.

What good reason do you have to not check it out, really? Certainly none. You should definitely go.

And then, if this husband is so bad, no matter what price this woman asks, we’re not sure it’s a good deal.

There is no “P” in their pool, and they want to keep it that way. And we understand them, we don’t want “P” in their pool either!

They also know what could potentially happen if you don’t respect this warning, and they explain it to you in detail.

We understand very well why Ashlea wanted to announce the news to the world. There is no such thing as enough good news!

If Kanye, Batman, Macklemore and Gandalf all agree that this garage sale is a must-see, it can only be a real must-see!

If we’re right, it seems like a perfect case of “do as I say, not as I do”!

But is this sign there simply to tell people not to throw stones at it? Wouldn’t it be simpler to just not put that sign up? If the sign is not there, clearly, nobody will throw rocks at it!

So, this landowner actually did something: they put up a sign telling everyone that they offer the dandelions on their lawn to anyone who wants them, for free. This saves them the trouble of removing them themself, and from the looks of their lawn on the bottom picture, it seems to have worked, so everyone is happy!

However, they are still open to soliciting from the pizza guy, Amazon or Ryan Gosling. After all, who wouldn’t want these kinds of soliciting?

Hopefully, though, it’s a joke and people who know them know they are welcome, anyway!

And what will God do if you don’t stop this bad habit? He’ll make rush hour longer! Honestly, no one wants that. Please, stop using His name in vain, for God’s sake!

However, these people wanted to do something different. Here, motorists should drive like bunnies live here. After all, who would want to hit a bunny? They are so cute!

So what better way than to use biblical language to command an action? People listen to what the Bible says, right? So they should also respect this sign.

After all, it’s understandable; it wouldn’t be very fair to mere humans who have to run around and shoot from the ground to make points!

This man wants to sell things, but we understand that it is without the wife’s knowledge, because it is absolutely necessary that the sale be finished before her return!

However, this sign put up by the owners of this house is somewhat intense, don’t you think? This sign promises trespassers to be violated if they dare to park there. That doesn’t seem very legal to us!

They liked it so much that they felt the need to share their enthusiasm for this film with everyone who walks by their house!

In fact, this sign might seem very strange to many people, because few people know that a “sleeping policeman” is actually another name for a speed bump. Did you know that?

It happens so often that this owner had to put up signs to tell people to stop driving into their fence! But it seems pretty obvious to us, doesn’t it? But from the state of the fence, it would appear not.

However, we wonder if this sign will really keep people away. Children, certainly, but maybe not adults!

At least they are honest. If you trespass, you know what you are getting into. But they are tired of hiding bodies, so please just don’t go.

It’s a win-win situation for everyone! As long as the calls are anonymous, otherwise, no one has any interest in calling them.

Plus, if you’re ugly, but have beautiful eyes, this is the place for you. The mask will hide your ugliest features and people will only see your beautiful eyes!

Because of this, we tend to forget that bees are actually essential to a healthy ecosystem. Without bees, everything falls apart, so this sign is very accurate. Please, take care of the bees.

Reading this sign, we made the same face as this woman in the photo. It is very disconcerting!

Honestly, what is the difference between the two? Isn’t trash just garbage? Isn’t it exactly the same thing? We are so confused right now.

This hilarious sign simply points out the obvious—trees can’t move. So, in other words, please watch where you’re going and try not to hit a tree.

So, keep an eye out while you’re driving for any lurking felines!

Sorry cars, motorcycles and all. If you’re not a frog, you can’t stay there. After all, you are probably not the target visitors to this swamp!

But no, they won’t stop someone trying to steal something from your car, though. This is apparently not in the job description.

In the presence of a bear, humans are no longer the king, so they should be vigilant! We wouldn’t put much stock in the person who comes across a bear and tries to stand up to it.

If you pee there, not only will you risk a fine, but possibly an embarrassing YouTube celebrity! And also, maybe, to pee in front of live witness. In short, several, but really SEVERAL people might be watching you, live or recorded.

Drive fast while visiting this city and you’ll end up visiting their jail instead—them’s the rules. We imagine that this is not the visit you had planned, so please respect the speed limits and contribute to everyone’s safety!

Like, what if this road was really just dumb? What if it was the worst road ever built? Maybe it was built by a woman and named by her as well. We can’t be too sure as to why it has this name, but we do know that is still weird.

But the stranger thing will always be valid. It’s so important that they thought they needed to put up a sign to make sure that the kids remember. Is this area so dangerous that they need to put these signs up? Or is it just a harmless reminder?

Did someone actually try to ride their headless horse on this road? What kind of person would put their horse through that kind of torture? All we know is that riding your headless horse here is not allowed, so don’t do it.

Don’t touch the edges of the sign! Also, the bridge is out ahead. You are not allowed to drive or walk over it, either. We think it would be more important to warn people about the bridge instead of the so-called “sharp” edges of the sign, but that’s just us.

Clearly, this sign was put there after someone in a wheelchair had attempted this. They thought if they put up a sign, it would stop someone else from doing it. We know it looks really thrilling, but they are only trying to keep you safe.

The sign says “Be prepared for the unexpected.” After seeing this, how could anyone be prepared for anything? Not only is the sign intimidating, but the tree trunk on top of the rusted car would be enough for anyone to say “no thank you” and immediately turn around.

But obviously, the neighbors of this farm were not aware of this before they bought their house, and this farmer must have received several complaints to feel the need to put up this sign!

But when you get a sudden urge to check out other people’s old things that you could potentially buy, you turn there. No doubt about it.

It doesn’t happen often, but these signs will definitely get people to buy all the things for sure.

However, when you know that a state prison is nearby, it’s best not to take any chances. The hitchhiker you’ll pick up may not just be an innocent person in trouble…

The way too bright eyes of this horse are scary. We would take no chances and leave this place immediately!